re: Which is more likely to get you out of jury duty?

Although I do believe that we should do our civic duty and show up jury duty, I have a pretty good method for not getting picked.

I show up in a suit and tie, and sit there quietly reading my Rush Limbaugh book. I've never made it past the first round.

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Which is more likely to get you out of jury duty?

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People trying to get out of jury duty suck arse

White lives matter shirt
Maga hat

Back in the day some radio show said they sent someone in to jury duty dressed head to toe in solid purple. Shoes, socks, pants, shirt, hat. They said he was immediately dismissed. I don't think it's true, but every time I hear about getting out of jury duty, I think of it and it makes me laugh.

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Here's a hint for avoiding jury duty in LA altogether: Do NOT register to vote.
They’ve gone to using driver’s license or something, otherwise I would have not been called the last 3 times.

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Might be a by-Parish thing as I have lived in state again since 1/2001 and never been called to jury duty. Back when I went to LaTech for my 1st degree in the early 80's and was registered to vote I got called but since I was a college student out of town they gave me a pass. (although grandma was scared out her wits right after I moved back, guy with same name down to middle initial was listed in little local newspaper as warrant for failure to appear for jury duty)

ETA: the early 80's was the last and only time I bothered to register to vote and/or vote. Reagan lied about respecting Americans and Freedom by ramping up the militarism of the police agencies nationwide, instituting cash grabs through revamping the seizure laws, that sort of stuff. Never trusted nor cared about anything any politician has had to say since and refuse to participate in fiction of free and fair elections, hope everyone now sees the light on election fraud and that the light is a freight train heading straight for us all. Refuse to participate in the fraud and fiction of elections. Just another cash grift and power grab by those with more brains than the voters is the reality.

Tell them you have a Trump sticker on your truck.

Confederate flag t- shirt, nothing you say after that will really matter.

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Here's a hint for avoiding jury duty in LA altogether: Do NOT register to vote. They select jurors by voter registration, no registration = no records to pull your name from. It's not like your vote matters anyway, politicians gonna do politician things regardless of voter desires.

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I am not registered and have never had jury duty. If it ain’t broke, I won’t fix it

I went last week and sat through jury selection. The people that spoke the most and answered questions were not selected. Just act confused if you get to that point. The judge did ask if anyone has a doctors appointment that would be hard to reschedule or any travel in the next couple days. Those people were excused. I know that's not the case every time, but it worked for me. I did have a doctor's appointment though.