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re: Which is more likely to get you out of jury duty?
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:30 am to MaHittaMaHitta
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:30 am to MaHittaMaHitta
I found jury duty to be quite interesting an am glad I got selected. Got to put away a thug piece of shite in the process.
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Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:33 am to BawAndOrder
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tell ‘em you been exposed to covid baw… case closed
Absolutely this.
A guy I work with says he was called to jury duty 3 times in the past couple years, and every single time he said he had Covid, which he said that the courthouse accepted it. They're still very very petrified of Covid, for whatever reason.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:34 am to Corinthians420
Very simple. Wear a MAGA cap to the selection day. Whether you believe it or not, you'll not get picked.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:36 am to Corinthians420
I showed up and sat in a big room for an hour or two and then got selected to go home. I was never interviewed or anything. Made it to 43 without ever being called. I took the rest of the day off from work too.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:39 am to Corinthians420
Drop the N word regularly in normal conversations with them.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:42 am to fallguy_1978
Draw a swastika on your forehead before entering the courthouse. In EBRP that should easily get you recused in no time 
Posted on 10/6/22 at 9:56 am to Corinthians420
Saying you believe in Jury Nullification will get you a fast track ticket out of jury duty.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 10:00 am to Corinthians420
Just fake falling asleep while they are in the selection process.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 12:46 pm to Corinthians420
Tell them you are an engineer. Defense thinks you are too smart. Other side thinks the same. You are gone. Trust me. The DA told me so.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 12:57 pm to Big Gorilla
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This post was edited on 1/6/23 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:02 pm to Corinthians420
Just serve it patriot
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:04 pm to udtiger
This will absolutely work. Only problem you’ve already spent most of the day just to get to that point.
This post was edited on 10/6/22 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:05 pm to chaso
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Irritable bowel syndrome ??
Works. I know a guy who got out of it by telling them he has Crohns.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:18 pm to Gabapentin
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I'm White
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case was a Black man
Yup
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:27 pm to Corinthians420
Do your duty and contribute to the society you likely bitch about often.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:29 pm to Corinthians420
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Which is more likely to get you out of jury duty?
the correct answer is
"i firmly believe they wouldnt be here if they werent guilty and no one can convince me otherwise"
if that doesnt do it then tell them you are late for the klan meeting
Posted on 10/6/22 at 1:31 pm to Sidicous
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Here's a hint for avoiding jury duty in LA altogether: Do NOT register to vote.
They select jurors by voter registration, no registration = no records to pull your name from.
Wrong.
I was always told the same about Alabama. I was called years ago before I registered to vote. I asked the DA about it. He said they pull names from anything official that you are listed on, Voter Registration, Driver's License, SSN, Property Tax files, etc.
This post was edited on 10/6/22 at 1:32 pm
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