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Which escaped animal would create the most damage at the zoo?

Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:29 am
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:29 am
The Audubon jaguar has me thinking of Jurassic park. What would be the scares t animal toe escape from the zoo?

Tiger? bear? elephant?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:31 am to
Jaguar is actually a good call. They are small and nimble enough to get into most enclosures. Great climbers. And they have an insane lb. for lb. bite force.

Elephants wouldn't do shite unless they had a cub around, tigers would dominate but I think would be limited by their size, and bears aren't going after other animals unless provoked.
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:32 am to
Hippo
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:32 am to
the BR zoo sucks. nothing there to escape anyway
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:33 am to
Of those 3, probably the Tiger.
A hyena would frick shite up too
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:33 am to
Agree with jaguar. They’re pretty high up there. Maybe some other members of the cat family. Leopard?

I’m glad they didn’t put it down for doing exactly what it’s nature is to do.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:35 am to
ManBearPig


Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4707 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:38 am to
Jaguar might be number 1 especially if we're talking solitary animal. Jaguars and tigers would be 1a and 1b imo. Jaguars get the slight edge because of climbing ability. Most big cats kill by gripping the through and suffocating their prey, jaguars just crush their skull or neck. Tigers obviously get the size advantage.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28879 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Jaguars kill alpacas. Tigers kill people.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:41 am to
I'd have to go with an angry Silverback.
Woods nots frick wits it.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18555 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:41 am to
1. Hippo
2. Male elephant
3. Baton Rouge Zoo managment
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:42 am to
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Hippo

Yep.






Hippos will frick you up.
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 9:44 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:42 am to
quote:

ManBearPig


It's half man, half bear, and half pig!
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18555 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:44 am to
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
7994 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:45 am to
Hippo, I would think
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21408 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:49 am to
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the BR zoo sucks. nothing there to damage anyway


Fixed
Posted by Esquire
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:56 am to
Harambe. RIP Sweet Prince
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:58 am to
Aren’t hippos the deadliest animals as far as killing humans?

I would watch Hippo week on the discovery channel.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94850 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Aren’t hippos the deadliest animals as far as killing humans?
Yep

And we were 2 votes away in congress from getting Hippos introduced to Louisiana waters


Think about that
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2917 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 10:02 am to
Cape Buffalo
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