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The Army Men franchise. ...

[quote]Trump OWNED your bunch today[/quote] Not my bunch. I voted for Trump. It was just too easy of a shot to not take it. ...

[quote]Lock and load![/quote] Said bamarep, loading the sixth Hot Pocket of the day into the microwave. ...

[quote]How the hell is he a fake Conservative?[/quote] [quote]it is because he criticizes trump?[/quote] The LCD's can't handle someone disagreeing with the Dear Leader. ...

[quote]And from a kid with Downs, no less[/quote] At least they didn't take his parents too. Womp Womp...

Religion of Piece (of underage ass)...

[quote]Dont use netflix. Is Amazon Prine tv doing this?[/quote] Amazon is too busy raping the Postal Service. ...

[quote]Tens of millions have already done so. Cord cutting is the latest thing.[/quote] If your ISP also provides TV service, you have to cut the internet cord too. That revenue is going to purchase new content and negotiate contracts. ...

[quote]Just had to put that in there.....why not You're not Slick Willy'ing it, are you?[/quote] What a silly thing to get your jimmies rustled about. Is that you, Roy?...

[quote]One stars in blockbuster movies. The other was on a sitcom.[/quote] Chris Pratt is both. ...

[quote]If you continue as a subscriber, you are funding this[/quote] Any cable subscriber is funding CNN, MSNBC, etc, so everybody better cancel cable and internet too. ...

[quote]You take the money and buy a bunch of drugs then sell said drugs boom easy launder[/quote] That’s barely laundering. Probably closer to rinsing. You’ll have to launder the drug money too. ...

[quote]For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God.[/quote] Gotta love when God shakes it up and throws in a Hitler, Stalin, or Mao for shits and gigs....

[quote]That would mean that Logan and William literally were the first two humans in the park after it opened.[/quote] Logan has been to the park multiple times before he brought William. That's how he knew about the story-lines. ...

[quote]I’m not sure why Ford couldn’t plant a second card on host-Emily.[/quote] He did. The real card was in the box Emily thought was taken out in the trash. She would have known where it was if she had the real card. ...

[quote]You non woke clowns are gonna feel real fricking dumb when the indictments start to be unsealed (quicker I suppose) and all of Obama’s admin is processed through military tribunals[/quote] [img]https://forum.becomealivinggod.com/uploads/db2684/original/3X/1/e/1e3a3183d832e1710a144f2daeda7f1...

[quote]How far does your head have to be up your arse to not recognize there is a cultural war in progress?[/quote] I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about the brave Americans that fought in the trenches of anonymous message boards in outrage over google art. ...

[quote]Chris has built up more than enough good will to make it through this without losing his shows[/quote] He will get a new one: Talking Pred...

That’s sickening. Why would anyone want to live in Birmingham?...

[quote]What is the difference between black Protestants and white evangelicals other than color?[/quote] Nearly every aspect of their political beliefs, or at least who they vote for. ...