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When did Lawns become such a Headache??

Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:33 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16402 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:33 am
Remember growing up in South Louisiana as a kid and cutting the grass weekly . Seemed like it just grew and just mowed no issue. Fast forward 30 plus years later living in an HOA community and trying to keep the Sh*t from dying from fungus/disease, wrong PH , getting overrun with every weed know to man and those dam moles digging it up. I have unwillingly had to learn proper PH techniques , various chemicals for fungicide treatments and setting traps for moles. First world problems i know but getting ready to pull it all up and layout the artificial turf. Anyone else have lawn issues? probably not since probably the only one on the OT that doesnt have a Lawn crew/personal gardener taking care of their yard.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43872 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:38 am to
Damn moles are a major friggin headache. I haven't yet tried Sophyre but that will be my next attempt. Dagnabbit!
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13886 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:42 am to
Maybe when we started seeing other people's nice lawns on the internet and then caring much more?

I'm starting to lean toward my dad's philosophy: If it's green, it's grass. Makes it a lot easier to maintain
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55963 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:44 am to
Nope. I remember having the same issues as a kid/teen in the 80s/90s.
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 6:45 am
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6328 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:45 am to
quote:

my dad's philosophy: If it's green, it's grass


I like that, me. Dad is a wise sumbitch!
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10382 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:48 am to
quote:

I'm starting to lean toward my dad's philosophy: If it's green, it's grass. Makes it a lot easier to maintain


Exactly. Never did we ever fertilize the lawn when I was growing up. Push mower through THICK st Aug on a summer day and water from the hose pipe.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32078 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:50 am to
Neighbor kid mows mine when the yellow dandelion flowers start showing up. Yard is mostly rock anyway.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20598 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 6:50 am to
quote:

I'm starting to lean toward my dad's philosophy: If it's green, it's grass. Makes it a lot easier to maintain



Yep, like minds think alike. I don't give a rat's azz about my grass other than to cut it at least once a week to keep it looking neat.

Weeds in the lawn-------so what.

Three different grasses making up my lawn------it's still green and needs cutting.

It's dying back and could use a good watering--------wait until it rains and until then, it grows slower and needs less cutting----------win/win.

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61601 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:04 am to
quote:

Yep, like minds think alike. I don't give a rat's azz about my grass other than to cut it at least once a week to keep it looking neat.

Weeds in the lawn-------so what.

Three different grasses making up my lawn------it's still green and needs cutting.

It's dying back and could use a good watering--------wait until it rains and until then, it grows slower and needs less cutting----------win/win.



Anyone who thinks about their lawns beyond what you said here is either gay or ruled by a woman
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25779 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:05 am to
Never live in the city limits or any place with an HOA.
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
9149 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:09 am to
I still just cut my grass weekly and by the end of the summer most of the weeds are invisible. Rinse and repeat. The shite ain’t hard except for Mr Jones
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6952 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:15 am to
When your neighbors torpedo grass grows over into your lawn and vegetable and flower gardens.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20540 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:19 am to
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torpedo grass


This shite is all up in the flower beds and you can’t make it go away. I read somewhere that fire is an actual solution.
Posted by Quatre Pot
Member since Jan 2015
1896 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:22 am to
I live in the country so if it’s green it’s good enough for me
If it’s brown it’s better
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61601 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:34 am to
If it's brown, I'm down
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
6972 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:58 am to
I dont have alot of grass, because my yard is mostly sand but I can tell you ive never fertilized nor watered my grass ever. F that shite.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10302 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:08 am to
Don’t worry about a few weeds. They’re part of the natural environment and good for bees. Lawns are not native to North America and are difficult to keep perfect. Go for the more natural look. I never use weed killer and my lawn looks fine.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19145 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:13 am to
Hard to keep green grass in San Antonio. Too f’n hot.
Posted by tigerbacon
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2010
4728 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:13 am to
Lawn guys are the issue. If you cut your own it’s fine. But the lawn guys take those weeks and stuff from one lawn to another
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83115 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:15 am to
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Neighbor kid mows mine when the yellow dandelion flowers start showing up. Yard is mostly rock anyway.


I occasionally used a non electric push mower in my neighbor's yard, for baseball card money.
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