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re: When did Lawns become such a Headache??

Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:18 am to
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4760 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:18 am to
I bought a robot lawnmower last year and let it run 4 times a week. This thing is awesome and my yard has never looked better.

I cut around the edges with my walk behind weekly and edge/weed eat as needed but its soooo much better than fighting the yard all the time.

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61896 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:46 am to
Around 85 when I was 16!I worked at a feed and seed store and got a bunch of ammonium nitrate for free because the bags were busted. I put it down in our front yard as it had never been fertilized. It was the lushest fastest growing st aug you have ever seen for the summer. My dad was furious at the mowings going up to every three or four days. No one kept a manicured lawn then, hell no one owned a weed eater.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
14062 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:49 am to
Idk man....I just have the neighborhood kids mow mine every few weeks.......sorry your lawn is a diva
Posted by Daponch
Da Nortchore
Member since Mar 2013
1184 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:55 am to
Builders use low quality fill to level properties and for house pads. Commercial mowing spreads tons of weeds between accounts. Nationwide plant shipments speed up the spread of weeds to new areas.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60668 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:13 am to
Plants used to be healthier back in the day because there was more carbon in the air


Plants are suffocating because of Jeff Landry’s carbon capture
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33742 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

When your neighbors torpedo grass grows over into your lawn and vegetable and flower gardens.

My version of this is nutsedge. My neighbor’s yard is half fricking sedge grass. I recently weeded and tilled up a raised bed; a week later, it looks like I’m growing a nutsedge lawn in there
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19059 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:22 am to
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el Gaucho


Where’s LucasP when we need him
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
21872 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:23 am to
I remember having 4 leaf clovers when I was growing up, not all of this torpedo grass and other crap that grows in lawns now.

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33742 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:25 am to
To OP: I think part of it is the expectation that things like white clover are “weeds”. But, I think part of it is a shift in weather patterns in the summer. Growing up, it seems like we got afternoon showers very frequently. Now, we’ll go weeks without rain and then have a deluge. If you look up the annual rain totals, they don’t look much different, but the latter pattern causes far more stress on turf grass, which then lets weeds more easily invade.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60668 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:40 am to
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Where’s LucasP when we need him

I asked him politely, yet firmly, to leave
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
20008 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Remember growing up in South Louisiana as a kid and cutting the grass weekly . Seemed like it just grew and just mowed no issue. Fast forward 30 plus years later living in an HOA community and trying to keep the Sh*t from dying from fungus/disease, wrong PH , getting overrun with every weed know to man and those dam moles digging it up. I have unwillingly had to learn proper PH techniques , various chemicals for fungicide treatments and setting traps for moles. First world problems i know but getting ready to pull it all up and layout the artificial turf. Anyone else have lawn issues? probably not since probably the only one on the OT that doesnt have a Lawn crew/personal gardener taking care of their yard.


I pay some one to mow and a separate company to treat weeds and fungus. They can’t even get that shite right

I’ve got crabgrass and sand spurs. Between the $300 water bills in the summer and $2500 a year for weed and fertilizer I’m thinking of just letting that shite go and giving up.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
17889 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:41 am to
If you're on 1/2 or more, green is grass.

For less, it gets more complicated. I consider myself a basic lawn maintainer. I didn't obsess over anything for a while. Then, I got introduced to nutsedge that couldn't be easily killed with common treatments like Sedge Hammer. I became obsessive about it, grabbing the sprayer after every daily trip to the bus stop when I'd see a little patch that needed to die. My old hood slowly got taken over with sedge, because most of the homeowners just hired Latinos to cut their lawns, and paid no more attention to it.

Then I moved into a new hood, and spurge is everywhere, and always multiplying because of how it spreads. And then another kind of weed I've dug up, thrown Round up at repeatedly, and it keeps growing back, and
spreading, because none of the neighbors think it's a problem.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19059 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:47 am to
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I asked him politely, yet firmly, to leave


At least we still have oysterpoboy
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
76277 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:48 am to
It’s really not as difficult as you’re making it out to be. Find a fertilizer schedule for your grass type and region, put your sprinkler system on an automated schedule, spray for broadleaf weeds a couple of times a year, and mow at the recommended height for your lawn type.

Do those four things consistently, and your lawn will look better than 90% of your neighbors’ lawns.
Posted by leftovergumbo
Member since May 2018
582 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:48 am to
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It's dying back and could use a good watering--------wait until it rains and until then, it grows slower and needs less cutting----------win/win.



People even throw down seed now to keep it green longer in the winter. I look forward to that last cut in the fall.
Posted by horndog
Your girl smells like fish
Member since Apr 2007
12122 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 9:53 am to
I use lliquid fertilizer once a month. Thats all the pros do except its in a container on their truck. I use liquid pre emergent a couple of times during weed growing season. Quit cutting your yard short. I know u do.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74173 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:17 am to
I've been trying to convince my wife, to no avail, to buy a condo, partly so I don't have to spend my valued off hours doing lawn and house maintenance.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76747 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:25 am to
Keeping non-native turf grass lawns on life support is a multi-billion dollar a year business.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53558 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:34 am to
The infatuation with a perfect lawn has always been weird to me

My neighbor probably spends 10 grand a year on his and it looks marginally better than mine

Me-Moses makes a fortune off dudes like him

I’ll do a weed n feed run once a year and push mow it with my 15 year old Toro once a week

Different strokes for different folks I reckon
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 10:35 am
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86158 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:53 am to
My theory, weeds are spreading like crazy because so many have lawn people doing their yards. Thus, every weed from every yard gets spread by the one lawn mower cutting them all.

When I was a kid, we had the basics, clovers, dandelion, etc. But everyone cut their own yards. You didn’t see all these lawn services.

And I might be completely wrong. Just a Festus theory.
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