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re: When did Lawns become such a Headache??

Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70759 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:56 am to
I bailed on Tru-Green a couple of years ago because I felt they came out way too much, almost weekly. My yard has looked nasty since then, so I will probably opt back in. I do wonder if all that pesticide and fertilizer is healthy to be around, though.
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 10:58 am
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
76277 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:59 am to
No. Your theory isn’t wrong. When we first bought this house earlier this year the lawn had little to no broad leaf weeds in it. I threw my back out shortly after and relied on a lawn service for about a month. A month after that I’m spraying Celsius to keep them at bay.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53558 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 10:59 am to
ZTRs are the new bumblebees

I like that theory
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20598 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 11:12 am to
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I look forward to that last cut in the fall.



Pretty much the same here. I may run my mower once every 3 weeks in the winter months just to neaten things up.

Living in N.O. will find the grass still growing, although much slower, in the colder months.
Posted by horndog
Your girl smells like fish
Member since Apr 2007
12122 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 11:35 am to
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Keeping non-native turf grass lawns on life support is a multi-billion dollar a year business.


Crabgrass, dallisgrass and bahia are non native, so....
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 11:41 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16402 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 11:36 am to
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I look forward to that last cut in the fall.

Same here: Mid/late Oct has it all: Cooler weather, College football and finally getting relief from worrying about a stupid lawn.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
11023 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 12:40 pm to
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Don’t worry about a few weeds. They’re part of the natural environment and good for bees. Lawns are not native to North America and are difficult to keep perfect. Go for the more natural look. I never use weed killer and my lawn looks fine.


Obsession over lawns is a result of marking. Kind of like diamonds or any of the other shite we've been convinced to buy.



Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8178 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 12:45 pm to
Get natural st Aug and be done with all the cosmetic boutique bullshite. Trim and cut regularly and occasionally maybe a weed n feed or other product to knock down sporadic weeds.

Quit competing with neighbors over gay looking lawns
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4396 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 2:13 pm to
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No one kept a manicured lawn then, hell no one owned a weed eater.


My folks made me edge along the sidewalk and driveway with damn garden shears.
Posted by Benne Wafer
Member since Jan 2015
469 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 3:21 pm to
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tigerbacon
Lawn guys are the issue. If you cut your own it’s fine. But the lawn guys take those weeks and stuff from one lawn to another

I'm convinced this is why we haven't been able to get our lawn in shape despite all the sod and fertilizers and chemicals we put down. I've been trying to convince husband to buy a mower so we can do it ourselves.
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
2128 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 3:53 pm to
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Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
8166 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 4:02 pm to
There are a several reasons:

Commercial mowers spreading seeds from weeds across every lawn they touch

Heavy Zero Turns compacting soil

People generally over fertilize, or worse "weed and feed," their lawns. Too much nitrogen initially looks great but leads to grass decline. Weeds fill in where grass is in decline.

Spraying the chemicals not designed for summer heat. Read labels and get the right spray for the job.

Improper watering.
Posted by CantStandYou
…….
Member since Nov 2023
54 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 4:27 pm to
Hee Haw… I slapped my knee on that one.
Posted by Aces_full
Bridge City, TX
Member since Aug 2018
110 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 5:09 pm to
Had a Mexican lawn crew for 10 years. He increasingly more weeds, stickers, & dead spots. Was paying $60 a cut so basically $240 a month. Lawn looked like shite & couldn’t walk in the grass become of the stickers.

Bought a zero turn with 0% APR. Monthly note is lower than what I was paying the crew & after about 3 months the yard looks way better & is usable.

Weed eating is a pain in the arse but overall worth it.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86890 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 5:16 pm to
Give up the lawns, boys. There is a better way for everyone.

Posted by MexicanBurtReynolds
Fairhope, AL
Member since Feb 2010
440 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:22 pm to
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Anyone who thinks about their lawns beyond what you said here is either gay or ruled by a woman


Of all the hot takes on the board, this is the worst.

Call be Liberace!
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4581 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:13 pm to
Correct. Don’t cut short. I have 3/4 acre of Bermuda I keep at the level of 1st cut fairway rough. I mow every 4 days with my lawn tractor to keep at that height and also not to have excessive clippings.

I pay a service for fertilizing and weed and fungus control. Grass is always lush and green until dormancy. Most of my 90 home subdivision has the same guy now for weed and fertilizer. Big green beautiful lawns.
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