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re: When a woman says they don't need men. What's your best comeback?

Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:08 am to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:08 am to

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Really? You think in 2026 a woman couldn't figure out how to do these things herself or pay someone to do it? If all the male mechanics on Earth disappeared you don't think women could figure out how to fix a car?


Are you that small minded? It would take years to have enough women to learn all the skill trades that are dominated by men.
Posted by Loup
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Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:18 am to
My wife and her mom were painting last Friday. I asked if they needed help and both of them gave me kind of smartass "we got this, we know what we are doing" responses. I didn't say anything. I went sit on the couch and waited. 5 minutes later my wife asked me to take a door off the hinges. The next day I made sure my wife saw me cleaning paint splatters off of the floor.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:22 am to
Woman: we don’t need men
WEP: Good luck with that pickle jar.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:22 am to
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When a woman says they don't need men. What's your best comeback?


"Who's going to cum on your back?"











A literal comeback, if you will.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:30 am to
quote:

If all the male mechanics on Earth disappeared you don't think women could figure out how to fix a car?
I don’t think they could
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32650 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:30 am to
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What's your best comeback?


Laugh and walk away. Those idiots aren't worth speaking to.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:31 am to
"Whatever honey. Call me in an hour when you see a spider. Love you!"
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 7:32 am
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:34 am to
Then who are you going to make sandwiches for!
I'm here to give you purpose boo.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
12105 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:43 am to
On Facebook arguing with women? No, I'm a man so I don't do that gay shite.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:44 am to
The only retards I engage with are on this site.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:50 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:54 am to
I just ask em to help me move something heavy
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:57 am to
I like the ones that say they can get pregnant and not need a man...
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85687 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:57 am to
I retort that I don’t need a woman and prove it by kissing the nearest dude.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 7:58 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76409 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Are you that small minded? It would take years to have enough women to learn all the skill trades that are dominated by men.
quote:

years
You misspelled “centuries”.

And, unless I am missing something biologically inherent, a skill that is dominated by men is fertilizing women’s eggs.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2827 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:56 am to
quote:

When a woman says they don't need men. What's your best comeback?


Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87774 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:06 am to
In reality, it's a system built by men, maintained my men, to cater to women. The withdrawal of male maintenance and protection of it means it craters almost immediately. There are layers to this, some are very big picture and sound ominous (ie, all of the structures built to facilitate the "progress" for women are on the backs of men willing to protect it).

But at a much more basic level, men withdrawing economically crashes in the entire thing in hours. For candor, in pure "how the system is built to function" - women boycotting probably does the same. But men could rebuild and restart it, and candidly it'd probably be leaner and eventually more efficient. Women don't have anything like that option.

Nobody needs millions of HR and marketing jobs when nothing is being produced.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22336 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:32 am to
There are no women around me that feel this way; therefore, if I were to ever encounter one it would be in the wild. In those situations, I probably would not acknowledge their response and just keep going about my day/business.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76409 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 10:41 am to
quote:

When a woman says they don't need men. What's your best comeback?
Remove myself from interacting with that type of mentality.

Fortunately, I don’t have any of these types of people in my inner circle of family & friends who would say something like that.

Don’t be around shitty people as attitudes are contagious.
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
323 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 11:11 am to
quote:

If all the male mechanics on Earth disappeared you don't think women could figure out how to fix a car?


Sure, as long as we adhere to the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

The Mona Lisa Vitos of the world are incredibly rare.
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