re: What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom

Using her husband’s towel to clean myself off before leaving.

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The shocker


One pink
One stink

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Yeah, that's not the Shocker

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The shocker


One pink
One stink
Yeah, that's not the Shocker

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The Shocker for the virgins out there.


Saw that live and about fell off my barstool.

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Tell her I'm coming when I'm not so that when I keep going she thinks I'm some kind of machine.

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if you’re pounding on her cooter,
With your One-eyed yogurt shooter,
And she’s lying there and seeming unenthused,

When she’d rather be bean flickin’
Next time that you stick your dick in,
Listen lads, for here’s the move you oughta use...




Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh

Ask her to do it like her sister,
Then you better hold on mister,
Cause that bushy beaver buckin’s quite a ride,

In the obituary section,
Well your smile and erection,
Will let all your buddies know just how you died,

And if you’re hurtin for a squirtin, come inside.

Friends spied on me in high school. They gave my bedroom antics the name of "the dirty mink" was a running joke. Would go off with a girl, "you gone put that dirty mink on her?" Lol

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Jealous much?????

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Oh yes, who wouldn't be jealous of your glamorous lifestyle

Left handed finger blast... I don't know what it is, but I'm terrible with my right.

And it's my go to because I've got massive hands/fingers... I'm 6' and have the hands of someone who is 6'7"-ish.

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Most like having a fistful of hair pulled.

Gets interesting when you come across one that doesn't.

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What do you pull when she's bald?