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re: What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom

Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134635 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

What do you pull when she's bald?


This post was edited on 5/24/21 at 12:49 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

What do you pull when she's bald?


I don't go for bald chicks.
Posted by oilmanNO
Member since Oct 2009
2876 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:52 pm to
The “Jeff Bagwell”
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16197 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

What do you pull when she's bald?


A muscle, as you sprint the frick out of there

Then you also pull *away* in your car at a high rate of speed
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11429 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

women are strange creatures


no doubt
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18071 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:08 pm to
Let’s just call it the rope-a-dope
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104010 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:12 pm to
The old Southern Trespass
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29825 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her “Simba.”



I finish inside, dip my thumb in, then do the same thing.

I then spend the next 15 minutes running from my wife.
Posted by massilsu
Oz
Member since Sep 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
lick the alphabet . A-Z .
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134635 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

lick the alphabet . A-Z .




You want to really give her a rush, do it in Cyrillic
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104010 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:19 pm to
Or Greek.

Pretty sure she will like phi or theta.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134635 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:21 pm to
Get really fancy and do some chinese



Wun Long Kum
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:25 pm to
The Tony Danza
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23940 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:25 pm to
Your sig move is verbal?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18377 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:26 pm to
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13974 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:28 pm to
Climb on top after the roofies have kicked in.
Posted by RadicalRedhead
Member since May 2021
119 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Lets hear your guys signature move.


"does this rag smell like chloroform ?"
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
732 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:40 pm to
Fr33manator, since so many women come with hardwood floors these days, instead of plush carpeting, do you have a substitute for the ring of fire?

In the 70's and 80's, you would have been today's internet winner. In 2021, however, you have to be prepared for all possibilities.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13833 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:42 pm to
Two pumps, a swirl, and it's time to snore.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134635 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:45 pm to
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