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re: What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom

Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:04 pm to
Butter Churner
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:05 pm to
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Missionary. 40-50 pumps. Fall asleep.




Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:06 pm to
Just gotta pull my hammer out and it’s ON!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:06 pm to
Two minutes of frenzied activity then fall sound asleep.
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3894 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:06 pm to
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40-50 pumps.


Subtle brag
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17132 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:07 pm to
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I tried to choke my wife and call her a dirty slut once... it didn't have the same effect.



You REALLY have to be careful with those moves. Some women with a history of abuse can be triggered and therefore kill the mood
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:07 pm to
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Just gotta pull my hammer out and it’s ON!!!!!!!!!!


just use pills they don't leave a knot in the head
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:07 pm to
Tapping that cervix
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6576 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:08 pm to
Lay on my back and relax while she does her thing.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124137 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:08 pm to
I do one that’s called the Evil Cockneival



I strap a little cape on the purple helmeted yogurt slinger, make motorcycle noises, set her pubes on fire and plunge headfirst through the ring of flame into the chasm of wonders.


This post was edited on 5/24/21 at 12:09 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:09 pm to
Using a different name and not pulling out. Whole bunch of Ben Dover Jr's out there.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:13 pm to
Tell her I'm coming when I'm not so that when I keep going she thinks I'm some kind of machine.
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:14 pm to
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Lets hear your guys signature move


Pull up PornHub and grab the Vasoline
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10145 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:15 pm to
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She had a nice set of bolt ons and wanted to sow her oats, so I eagerly took her back to my place.


wreaks of virginity
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21839 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:15 pm to
I like to lay down on top of a woman
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15870 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:16 pm to
It's kinda like playing mortal kombat as a kid.

You learn a little three hit combo, then a four hit combo. Next thing you know you got a twelve hit combo. Then you get old and don't play the game anymore.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
7168 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:16 pm to
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Just gotta pull my hammer out and it’s ON!!!!!!!!!



Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:17 pm to
:cringe:
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by p&g
Dixie
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:17 pm to
The shocker


One pink
One stink
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