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What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom

Posted on 5/24/21 at 11:59 am
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 11:59 am
About 10 years ago I met this chick off a dating site. She had been married to a doctor, but was recently divorced because he had traded her in for a new model. She had a nice set of bolt ons and wanted to sow her oats, so I eagerly took her back to my place.

We were making out and she tells me she wants me to make her my whore. Not really sure what that meant I decided to wing it. So I start spanking her arse, pulling her hair and every so often call her my nasty whore or my dirty little slut. Every time she gets more and more turned on. By the end of the evening her freaky side had completely come out. I saw her for a couple months and everytime I would call her names which she loved more and more.

Since it worked with her I have continued my verbal strategy with other women. I learned long ago women are strange creatures, so I will not try to understand why they seem to like being degraded verbally. It is odd they get offended by the simplest things, yet get turned on by the thing that should offend them the most.

Lets hear your guys signature move. I recommend you all try my approach and check back with the OT on the results.

Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3496 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to
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Lets hear your guys signature move


Premature ejaculation. Usually the day before
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13879 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to
Flopping around
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to
Pulling out my wallet
Posted by Yoda Baby
Member since May 2021
128 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to
Audio record it for further blackmail
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8047 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to
It ends in a counter clockwise swirl.
Posted by Scottforeverlsu
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to
The shocker of course
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30017 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to
Missionary. 40-50 pumps. Fall asleep.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
13986 posts
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Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom



Finishing before she knows whats happened
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to
I call it "Gone in 60 seconds"
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4060 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to
While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her “Simba.”
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4496 posts
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Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

We were making out and she tells me she wants me to make her my whore. Not really sure what that meant I decided to wing it. So I start spanking her arse, pulling her hair and every so often call her my nasty whore or my dirty little slut. Every time she gets more and more turned on. By the end of the evening her freaky side had completely come out. I saw her for a couple months and everytime I would call her names which she loved more and more.

Since it worked with her I have continued my verbal strategy with other women. I learned long ago women are strange creatures, so I will not try to understand why they seem to like being degraded verbally. It is odd they get offended by the simplest things, yet get turned on by the thing that should offend them the most.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to
I do this thing that drives women crazy...











Start snoring as soon as my head hits the pillow.
Posted by MGP
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
356 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to
PIITB
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37807 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to
call him another man's name and then try to stay on as long as I can
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11092 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Lets hear your guys signature move. I recommend you all try my approach and check back with the OT on the results.



I tried to choke my wife and call her a dirty slut once... it didn't have the same effect.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to
Post some pics of this chick with daddy issues.

PIIHB as the signature move.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59442 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:04 pm to
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Lets hear your guys signature move


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