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What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom
Posted on 5/24/21 at 11:59 am
Posted on 5/24/21 at 11:59 am
About 10 years ago I met this chick off a dating site. She had been married to a doctor, but was recently divorced because he had traded her in for a new model. She had a nice set of bolt ons and wanted to sow her oats, so I eagerly took her back to my place.
We were making out and she tells me she wants me to make her my whore. Not really sure what that meant I decided to wing it. So I start spanking her arse, pulling her hair and every so often call her my nasty whore or my dirty little slut. Every time she gets more and more turned on. By the end of the evening her freaky side had completely come out. I saw her for a couple months and everytime I would call her names which she loved more and more.
Since it worked with her I have continued my verbal strategy with other women. I learned long ago women are strange creatures, so I will not try to understand why they seem to like being degraded verbally. It is odd they get offended by the simplest things, yet get turned on by the thing that should offend them the most.
Lets hear your guys signature move. I recommend you all try my approach and check back with the OT on the results.
We were making out and she tells me she wants me to make her my whore. Not really sure what that meant I decided to wing it. So I start spanking her arse, pulling her hair and every so often call her my nasty whore or my dirty little slut. Every time she gets more and more turned on. By the end of the evening her freaky side had completely come out. I saw her for a couple months and everytime I would call her names which she loved more and more.
Since it worked with her I have continued my verbal strategy with other women. I learned long ago women are strange creatures, so I will not try to understand why they seem to like being degraded verbally. It is odd they get offended by the simplest things, yet get turned on by the thing that should offend them the most.
Lets hear your guys signature move. I recommend you all try my approach and check back with the OT on the results.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to BayouCatFan
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Lets hear your guys signature move
Premature ejaculation. Usually the day before
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to BayouCatFan
Pulling out my wallet
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:00 pm to BayouCatFan
Audio record it for further blackmail
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to BayouCatFan
It ends in a counter clockwise swirl.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to BayouCatFan
The shocker of course
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to BayouCatFan
Missionary. 40-50 pumps. Fall asleep.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to BayouCatFan
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What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom
Finishing before she knows whats happened
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:01 pm to BayouCatFan
I call it "Gone in 60 seconds"
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to BayouCatFan
While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her “Simba.”
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to BayouCatFan
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We were making out and she tells me she wants me to make her my whore. Not really sure what that meant I decided to wing it. So I start spanking her arse, pulling her hair and every so often call her my nasty whore or my dirty little slut. Every time she gets more and more turned on. By the end of the evening her freaky side had completely come out. I saw her for a couple months and everytime I would call her names which she loved more and more.
Since it worked with her I have continued my verbal strategy with other women. I learned long ago women are strange creatures, so I will not try to understand why they seem to like being degraded verbally. It is odd they get offended by the simplest things, yet get turned on by the thing that should offend them the most.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:02 pm to BayouCatFan
I do this thing that drives women crazy...
Start snoring as soon as my head hits the pillow.
Start snoring as soon as my head hits the pillow.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to BayouCatFan
call him another man's name and then try to stay on as long as I can
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to BayouCatFan
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Lets hear your guys signature move. I recommend you all try my approach and check back with the OT on the results.
I tried to choke my wife and call her a dirty slut once... it didn't have the same effect.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:03 pm to BayouCatFan
Post some pics of this chick with daddy issues.
PIIHB as the signature move.
PIIHB as the signature move.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:04 pm to BayouCatFan
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Lets hear your guys signature move
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