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re: What's Your Craziest High School or College Story
Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:37 pm to Jack Ruby
Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:37 pm to Jack Ruby
Got detained and handcuffed in Tuscaloosa but UA PD let me go with a slap on the wrist/Ban from campus. I lived in Tuscaloosa so it was kind of hard not to be on campus.
(UA PD were very cool, nice dudes
)
(UA PD were very cool, nice dudes
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:53 pm to HarryBalzack
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Turns out, that shite burns on your dick.
I'm ashamed to say that I know that it doesn't.
And neither does country crock squeeze.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:55 pm to Butch stones
Your mother would be proud of your comment, oh wait you are a hillbilly with no class
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:24 pm to crosen2
Camping out on the ramp of the PMAC (Shaq Pack). Dude in our groups girlfriends 18 year old sister was visiting for the weekend. Everybody was shitfaced of course and eventually me and the sister end up in our pup tent getting busy. Eventually the guy and his girlfriend come back from wherever and I can here them asking the group where her sister is. One dickhead said she's in the tent with Bosceaux. Sister wigs out and her and the boyfriend start rolling the pup tent fast down the ramp. The entire time this crazy bitch is screaming at the chick I WAS banging calling her a little slut whore. The tent finally stops rolling I get my shorts on and get out, the boyfriend thinks it's hillarious and helps me find my shirt, the girlfriend is dragging her half naked sister off to her car. It was glorious.
This post was edited on 9/14/16 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:27 pm to Nativebullet
quote:I smoked a cigarette once in high school
Nativebullet
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:30 pm to HarryBalzack
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I PIITB of this crazy chick. She had me use squirt I Can't Believe It's Not Butter for lube. Sprayed it all over her a-hole and my dick.
Jesus. Imagine her cholesterol level spike after this.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:34 pm to Jack Ruby
In the Summer of my Junior year at LSU (1986) I decided to roll into town and party with my friends and had a date Saturday night. (I lived in Lafayette and was home for the Summer). Anyway.. the date is going ok. The girl's parents are gone on a trip sooo... I meet a high school friend at a bar. (Very good friend who was going to school a U Tenn). He suggests we head to NOLA to party. I take my date home kiss her good night and we head to NOLA. He is driving and I have no money. We party until 430 am and get separated looking for his car. To this day I have no idea how this happens. I have no money, no way to find him and no plan. I decide to walk to the greyhound station and try to get a ride to BTR. After walking through ghettos in the rain (Sometimes falling due to my condition) I reach the station at 7 am. A bus is leaving at 8 for BTR. I explain my situation and even provide a gas credit card (my dad's) and my DL as collateral to pay the bus fare in BTR. (I had a checkbook in my car) Greyhound had no sympathy and I sat and watched the bus fill up. Right before the bus departed the driver had to hit the head. I took the opportunity and boarded the bus. It was sold out but one lady had sympathy on me and had her 2/3 year old sit in her lap all the way to BTR and gave me his seat. I get to the greyhound station with 50 cents... I make two calls (1 to a friend and the other to the girl I was dating)In both cases the answer phone picked up and I lost my money. I walked again through the rain from the Greyhound station downtown BTR to his apt on Brightside then drove back to Lafayette. It was about 3pm. My mom warned me my dad was pissed and not to head to my room and go to sleep. I did yard work until 6, ate dinner and slept from 7- until noon the next day. The girl I was seeing is a pediatrician in BTR and my friend a Citibank analyst in Tokyo. I can always say... my lowest point in life was stealing a bus ride on a greyhound.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:40 pm to Jack Ruby
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:47 pm to Jack Ruby
Hs- ended up in a brawl RIGHT IN FRONT of the police station. Managed to get out of that one unscathed. Have a few more but don't wanna get too deep.
College- got a HJ during a lights out lecture from an OT 6.7
College- got a HJ during a lights out lecture from an OT 6.7
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:57 pm to ShermanTxTiger
Had a similar situation but not as bad. I was just out of college working in the northeast and visited a friends alma matter University of Rhode Island. We stayed in his buddy's house but the following day me and another friend from Michigan rode the amtrack to Boston to go to Fenway park. We got off at the wrong end of town so we had to walk 3 miles across the city of Boston. We were still poor just out of college kids, plus we wanted to see the city.
Went to a couple bars, the then the night game....awesome experience. We then walked to the nearest Train station ( about 10 minute walk) and arrived just as the last train for the night left. We thought being Boston on a Saturday night trains would run all night...they stopped around 11:30.... So we then tried to rent a car...all closed. Then it proceeded to rain heavily as we walked back across town thinking the other station might still be running...about 3 miles across the city yet again...arrived to no avail.
We then began to try to flag down a taxi cab for almost an hour. Finally got one and told the driver we had to go to Rhode Island...1 HR 30 min away...he hung his head and said get in. It is almost 2am at this point and he drove us back to Kingston RI....it was a $280 cab ride plus a $20 tip from each of us....worst travel night of my life...well except for when I almost burned up in my buddies truck, and watched it shoot flames 100ft in the air for an hour as it literally burned to puddle on a backroad while the driver thought I was dead....but that's a WHOLE nother story.
Went to a couple bars, the then the night game....awesome experience. We then walked to the nearest Train station ( about 10 minute walk) and arrived just as the last train for the night left. We thought being Boston on a Saturday night trains would run all night...they stopped around 11:30.... So we then tried to rent a car...all closed. Then it proceeded to rain heavily as we walked back across town thinking the other station might still be running...about 3 miles across the city yet again...arrived to no avail.
We then began to try to flag down a taxi cab for almost an hour. Finally got one and told the driver we had to go to Rhode Island...1 HR 30 min away...he hung his head and said get in. It is almost 2am at this point and he drove us back to Kingston RI....it was a $280 cab ride plus a $20 tip from each of us....worst travel night of my life...well except for when I almost burned up in my buddies truck, and watched it shoot flames 100ft in the air for an hour as it literally burned to puddle on a backroad while the driver thought I was dead....but that's a WHOLE nother story.
This post was edited on 9/15/16 at 12:00 am
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:59 pm to Nativebullet
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While i was in college (Texas) I had a female officer pull me over at approximately 2:30am. I had been drinking but I said I was just around the corner from my apartment complex. I know that doesn't make a crap of difference but it did that night. I guess she did not feel like fooling with a DWI. She asked me several questions about the apartment complex, where i been, etc. She was being cool and said she would follow me to the apartment to ensure I went straight there. I drove straight to the apartment. She followed. We talked out in the parking lot for about 30 minutes and then we went into the apartment and I did her on the couch. Then we had a cigarette in the parking lot and she left. I was 21, she was late twenties, hispanic.
Damn, this is almost the exact same story as the one I came to post.
Except in my case, the officer was white.
I think his name was Rich.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:01 am to GRTiger
In HS I drove my brothers truck out one night. I was so drunk I laughed when I got pulled over going home and said "Ha, I'm going to jail". Turned out it was my brothers friend who was a cop, thought it was him driving...figured out I was shite hammered drunk after a minute and scolded me to go home immediately.
This post was edited on 9/15/16 at 1:40 am
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:09 am to lsuson
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How did the golf outing go?
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:16 am to Carson123987
Let a girl eat my arse behind the bar of JL's in Tigerland. Made the news 
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:23 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
This is sad.
You coming here to say this isn't any less sad...
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:25 am to Tigeralum2008
Ridgewood alum?
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:27 am to Jack Ruby
Another good one a little long (may out myself with this one)
Took a friend (~250 lbs) to our camp on a river to run trotlines. Its got a steep bank and is very muddy down there when the water goes down. There is a pully system up in a tree up the hill where we hook up a rope to the truck and pull up the boats/deer/etc. from the riverbank.
Aunt and uncle were there and we we ate supper and ol boy is shooting whiskey, getting pretty lit. Go down to run lines that night and he is beligerent. Starts vomiting everywhere all in the boat. Get through running lines and he is passed out in his own vomit in bottom of the boat. My aunt is pissed and wants to just leave him in the boat, but we cant do that, he may fall in river and drown. He is too heavy for us to carry so we have a great idea, why don't we tie a rope around him and drag him up the hill like we do deer Got the rope around him and unlce hooks the other end to the truck. We start dragging this dude up the hill, look back and the rope came from around his waist and caught him under the arm on one side and the neck on the other. We back down and reposition the rope and decide we can just tie it around his feet. Start pulling him by both feet up the hill. Keep in mind its black dark and we are all pretty lit. We get to about the top of the hill and I holler at my unlce to stop but he doesnt hear me. Next thing you know, ol boy is hanging 10 feet in the air by his feet
We get him down and drag his big arse up to the back porch. Aunt made him sleep outside on the back porch because he had vomit all over himself.
He was hurting the next day and didnt know what happened.
Took a friend (~250 lbs) to our camp on a river to run trotlines. Its got a steep bank and is very muddy down there when the water goes down. There is a pully system up in a tree up the hill where we hook up a rope to the truck and pull up the boats/deer/etc. from the riverbank.
Aunt and uncle were there and we we ate supper and ol boy is shooting whiskey, getting pretty lit. Go down to run lines that night and he is beligerent. Starts vomiting everywhere all in the boat. Get through running lines and he is passed out in his own vomit in bottom of the boat. My aunt is pissed and wants to just leave him in the boat, but we cant do that, he may fall in river and drown. He is too heavy for us to carry so we have a great idea, why don't we tie a rope around him and drag him up the hill like we do deer
Got the rope around him and unlce hooks the other end to the truck. We start dragging this dude up the hill, look back and the rope came from around his waist and caught him under the arm on one side and the neck on the other. We back down and reposition the rope and decide we can just tie it around his feet. Start pulling him by both feet up the hill. Keep in mind its black dark and we are all pretty lit. We get to about the top of the hill and I holler at my unlce to stop but he doesnt hear me. Next thing you know, ol boy is hanging 10 feet in the air by his feet We get him down and drag his big arse up to the back porch. Aunt made him sleep outside on the back porch because he had vomit all over himself.
He was hurting the next day and didnt know what happened.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:29 am to Ron Cheramie
We walked across the Mississippi River using the catwalk under the I-10 bridge. 
I wouldn't do that again. I'm guessing youd be arrested on suspicious of terrorism these days if you tried that.
I wouldn't do that again. I'm guessing youd be arrested on suspicious of terrorism these days if you tried that.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:22 am to X123F45
quote:Leather dick.
I'm ashamed to say that I know that it doesn't.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:33 am to HarryBalzack
i have a story for every weekend of my high school and college life.
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