What's Your Craziest High School or College Story

This is sad.

I fricked your mom 2 weeks before I graduated highshchool

A had a buddy named Darrtyl.

He said he knew of a guy that lived in a nearby town that had been on the secret service detail when JFK was killed. He used to mow his yard and said if you took him a pint of Old Crow he would start running his mouth and say what really happened.

We went out there one Friday night. The guy was living in a run down trailer but you could tell he had been something one day. It seemed like he just went into his own world and tinkered on tractors and old cars.

We left and my buddy said he made it up and it was just his great uncle that was a retired janitor.

I smoked three pots one time and went to the hospital, everyone in my class sent me get-well cards.

after football practice one day, some dude came around looking for one of my teammates who was banging his girlfriend. words were exchanged. a gun was pulled out. I learned of a running speed I didn't know I had before.

I wish I could tell it, but its so unique that my identity could easily be discovered and I could go to jail.

Tigerland is a special place

Junior year of high school a group of about 15 of us were walking down bourbon during Mardi Gras. After getting sauced all night around 4AM we get hungry and decide it's time for lucky dogs. My friend David decides to take the cap off of the lucky dog guy's head, puts it on his head and takes off into the crowd. the lucky dog guy chases after him. meanwhile, me and my boy decide to push the unattended lucky dog cart down the road offering up hot dogs for boob flashes. All of the sudden 2 cops on horseback roll up and drew their guns, we make a sprint for it to my jeep parked 2 blocks away and opened the door, got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.

Blowjob at the bar huh?

Edit:. Was it a hj?

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"