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What’s the worst whipping you ever received as a kid and what did you do?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:45 am
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:45 am
I was pissed off one Sunday because my parents wouldn’t let me wear my cowboy boots to church.
I put said cowboy boots on and laid down in the hall and kicked my heels repeatedly into the drywall.
My dad always said he never enjoyed disciplining his children but I think he thoroughly enjoyed it that day.
I put said cowboy boots on and laid down in the hall and kicked my heels repeatedly into the drywall.
My dad always said he never enjoyed disciplining his children but I think he thoroughly enjoyed it that day.
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:13 am to Jeb Busch Lite
I was 11 or 12 got in trouble at school then mom was talking to me, I started back talking her and giving her attitude, eventually she had enough of it and called my dad
My dad came from his house to pick me up, he pulled up honked the horn (this was when only cell phone was the bag phone and it cost a ton to use it)
Got into the truck he drove to his house never speaking a word to me until we got to his house and he said “go to your room” went to my room about 5 mins later he came in with a wooden crawfish stirring paddle and started yelling and whooping my arse with it
Eventually after the 3-4 strike he hit my bed post with it and it broke, he then went outside smoked a cig, came back in told me to get in the the truck brought me back to my moms house never saying a word until we got there and he said “next time will be worse”
Last time I ever back talked my mom
My dad came from his house to pick me up, he pulled up honked the horn (this was when only cell phone was the bag phone and it cost a ton to use it)
Got into the truck he drove to his house never speaking a word to me until we got to his house and he said “go to your room” went to my room about 5 mins later he came in with a wooden crawfish stirring paddle and started yelling and whooping my arse with it
Eventually after the 3-4 strike he hit my bed post with it and it broke, he then went outside smoked a cig, came back in told me to get in the the truck brought me back to my moms house never saying a word until we got there and he said “next time will be worse”
Last time I ever back talked my mom
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:18 am to Jh22586
I got plenty. Pops and moms never played that shite. I turned out ok! Lol ?? hope everyone is having a great morning
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:19 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My ole' man was a pipefitter and would work 30 day stints in Texas or Oklahoma then be home for a few weeks before leaving again. My mom would keep a list of all the shite I did while he was away and the day he got home each time was like D-day. He'd lay into my arse for every item on the list. He was a tremendous father and role model outside of those 30 minutes ever other month or so.
None of them in particular really stand out as worse than the others. In hindsight, I deserved every tear I shed and I genuinely do believe that "it hurt him more than it hurt me".
None of them in particular really stand out as worse than the others. In hindsight, I deserved every tear I shed and I genuinely do believe that "it hurt him more than it hurt me".
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:21 am to Jeb Busch Lite
I didn’t grow up in a family that gave out whippings. I think the last time my mom spanked me, I was six and I laughed at her.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:22 am to TigerFanatic99
I agree mine was the same
To this day I am extremely close to my father and every whooping i ever got i can say I deserved but that crawfish paddle to the arse was the worst I ever got
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He was a tremendous father and role model
To this day I am extremely close to my father and every whooping i ever got i can say I deserved but that crawfish paddle to the arse was the worst I ever got
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:24 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My little sister always wanted to hang out with me and my friends when we weee 9/10. She was like 7/8. I manipulated my sister into doing some things and we laughed at her pretty hard. Kind of embarrassed her publicly.
Dad got wind. Came at me with the Belt of Arabia made from 1/4 ostrich leather. It did not go well for me. Also the last whippin I received too ironically.
Dad got wind. Came at me with the Belt of Arabia made from 1/4 ostrich leather. It did not go well for me. Also the last whippin I received too ironically.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:24 am to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
What’s the worst whipping you ever received as a kid and what did you do?
I don't know what I did, but I was older and my Mom whipped me and I turned around and laughed and said "that didn't hurt"
She made sure it hurt the next time
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:24 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My dad had a huge Arabian horse farm growing up. One day, I hid in one of the hay barns and was pretending to be a sniper. I was all hidden in a secret little pocket with my Red Rider BB gun. All of the workers thought they were being stung by something when they got hit. After I had shot about the 8th guy, they found me and took me to my dad who proceeded to beat my arse. Never happened again.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:24 am to TigerFanatic99
quote:shite, if I knew he was coming home soon, her list would have somehow disappeared.
My mom would keep a list of all the shite I did while he was away
Beat me for stealing the list, that’s only one offense.
In 30 days I’d have had a bunch more grievous sins than that.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:24 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My dad caught my brother dipping Timberwolf mint (as a 13yo). Made him put a chaw in and my brother told me he was thinking, "Man, this is cool to be dipping with dad". Shortly after, my dad looks at him dead in the face and tells him to put all of the dip in his mouth and not to spit. My dad just watched him for 10 min lol. Puked his guts out later.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:25 am to Jeb Busch Lite
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I put said cowboy boots on and laid down in the hall and kicked my heels repeatedly into the drywall.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:25 am to Jeb Busch Lite
Too many to remember which was the worst
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:25 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My worst whipping as a kid was well-deserved and was at the hands of another kid. We lived in El Paso. This Mexican kid rode by the house on his bicycle. For no reason other than being a smartass, I said "that is a shitty bike" as he rode by. The kid threw down his bike and came over and kicked my arse. Then, when my dad found out about it, I got an arse whipping from dad.
The other kid and I became pretty good friends after that.
The other kid and I became pretty good friends after that.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:26 am to Jeb Busch Lite
I smarted off to my dad. I was Six foot 215lb young man, pops was 160 soaking wet.
He had retard strength. Picked me up, turned me sideways and threw me head first into his lounge chair. Got my attention.
I later learned from his outlaw cousins the old man was a scrapper
He had retard strength. Picked me up, turned me sideways and threw me head first into his lounge chair. Got my attention.
I later learned from his outlaw cousins the old man was a scrapper
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:28 am to Jeb Busch Lite
When I was 5 I found a ring in a drawer and went outside and sold it to a guy for $1. The guy came back over that night and gave the ring to my mom. Turns out it was my grandpas class ring. Got beat with the pointy end of a high heeled shoe. 
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:28 am to Jeb Busch Lite
My cousin and I intentionally broke a bunch of antique dolls. Like ripped their arms, heads, legs off, drew pubic hair and nipples, and all kinds of other stuff. We were 8-9 years old.
I don't know why but my dad gave me 6 spankings - the record for me. The max for him was usually 5.
I don't know why but my dad gave me 6 spankings - the record for me. The max for him was usually 5.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:30 am to Jeb Busch Lite
In elementary school, I was disrespectful and threw my homework on the ground at the teacher’s feet instead of handing it to her. I got my first detention that day and my mom wore my arse out from the principal’s office, to the car, in the car, at home, and came back for more later when my dad got home. Needless to say, I became a very apologetic and respectful kid that day
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 8:31 am
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:32 am to Jh22586
quote:when you thought the story couldn’t get any more trashy...
My dad came from his house
quote:hold my beer
he then went outside smoked a cig,
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:33 am to Jeb Busch Lite
One day I asked my wife if she ever got disciplined as a kid and she surprising said yes. When she was in 7th or 8th grade and she skipped class to have a Joy day. Her mom found out wasn’t too happy about it. As punishment she was told to lay on the floor. Her mom then proceeded to introduce her to mr bamboo stick. As she was getting her whacking, he younger brother cried his eyes out begging for mom to stop. I asked her if she deserved the punishment and she said yes. She also said her dad would never disciplined her and as a result like him better.
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