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re: What’s the worst whipping you ever received as a kid and what did you do?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:08 am to Jeb Busch Lite
Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:08 am to Jeb Busch Lite
Stole pokemon cards from target. I got my arse beat in the parking lot and then my mom dragged me into the managers office at Target to apologize to his face. Then I got beat again 
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:16 am to Jeb Busch Lite
I used a cigarette lighter to kill a spider on the ceiling. In the process I burned up a ceiling tile, and very nearly the whole house. My dad gave me the beating I deserved. ETA it was really the only time I got a beating. Usually it was one firm spanking, and very occasionally a swat with the paddle.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 10:22 am
Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:18 am to Jeb Busch Lite
When I was about 10 or so i threw a 2 year old hissy fit. My ole man wasn’t having it and tore my arse up. After it was said and done I made the terrible mistake of saying I was calling the child abuse hotline. When he finished with for round 2, I wouldn’t look at a phone for months. Never ever did I make that comment again.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:01 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:This is great.
My cousin and I intentionally broke a bunch of antique dolls. Like ripped their arms, heads, legs off, drew pubic hair and nipples, and all kinds of other stuff. We were 8-9 years old.
You win the internet for me today.
If a kid did this today, a battery of therapy would be the remedy.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:06 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
IIRC there was a beanbag chair in patio/sunroom and we were told not to sit on it because it had a hole
So of course we made it snow out there
the spanking was never that bad... it was the psychological punishment of going to your room to wait for an undetermined amount of time to get spanked
So of course we made it snow out there
the spanking was never that bad... it was the psychological punishment of going to your room to wait for an undetermined amount of time to get spanked
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:06 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I was about 11 or 12 and stole $10 out of my mom's purse.
Got whacked all over my body about 40 times, and when my dad got home I got the belt and got to kneel on uncooked rice on the tile floor.
I deserved it.
Got whacked all over my body about 40 times, and when my dad got home I got the belt and got to kneel on uncooked rice on the tile floor.
I deserved it.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:13 pm to The Third Leg
quote:Enough said.
think the last time my mom spanked me, I was six and I laughed at her
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:18 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Interesting, that everyone who received legendary whippings never did whatever that incident was again.
Probably would have continued acting the arse and doing the same things again if dads and moms only took away cell phones and Internet like the moron in the other thread suggested.
Probably would have continued acting the arse and doing the same things again if dads and moms only took away cell phones and Internet like the moron in the other thread suggested.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:23 pm to Jh22586
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I was 11 or 12 got in trouble at school then mom was talking to me, I started back talking her and giving her attitude, eventually she had enough of it and called my dad
We didn't talk back, but if we screwed up and mom said "Wait until your dad gets home" it might get bad.
Sometimes Dad would just laugh and let it go. But if he spanked, it hurt. He would grab anything within reach.
Mom just used a switch. It stung, but didn't hurt long.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:30 pm to GreyWhiskers
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My mom was an arse whooping machine and she was the judge, jury and executioner all rolled up in a 5'4" frame.
You must be my brother. My mom loved beating arse. Her eyes would roll back in her head like a heroin addict.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:34 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Was mouthing off to my mom and my dad caught me across the backside with his old leather weightlifting belt.
Took me 2-3 minutes to catch my breath.
Took me 2-3 minutes to catch my breath.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:47 pm to Slagathor
quote:<——Could have similarly underwhelmed you but at least I’d have enjoyed myself
the spanking was never that bad...
Posted on 4/21/21 at 1:58 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Could have similarly underwhelmed you but at least I’d have enjoyed myself
you're going to have to buy me a mediocre dinner first
Posted on 4/21/21 at 2:41 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I was like 8. I lied to the old man about something stupid. He said boy you getting a spanking. I ran into my room and closed the door. I grabbed a paperback book and shoved it down my pants over my rear end.
He went to get his belt and eventually comes in my room. First belting, I forget to fake a cry/scream. I just do nothing. He's like WTF, he belts me again, I then do a pathetic "ow". He's like ok, grabs me by the shorts, which then pull back and he can see the book.
I've never seen, before or since, his eyes turn the color of red before. Yeah, I got a hurtin' after that.
He went to get his belt and eventually comes in my room. First belting, I forget to fake a cry/scream. I just do nothing. He's like WTF, he belts me again, I then do a pathetic "ow". He's like ok, grabs me by the shorts, which then pull back and he can see the book.
I've never seen, before or since, his eyes turn the color of red before. Yeah, I got a hurtin' after that.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 2:49 pm to LSUFanHouston
I'm cracking up that your dad didn't notice your strangely square and flat 8 year old arse
Posted on 4/21/21 at 3:00 pm to Slagathor
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I'm cracking up that your dad didn't notice your strangely square and flat 8 year old arse
It wasn't that big of a book, and I was kind of a fat kid... guess it molded well and guess he wasn't paying that close attention
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:32 pm to villeplatte allstar
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My dad caught my brother dipping Timberwolf mint (as a 13yo). Made him put a chaw in and my brother told me he was thinking, "Man, this is cool to be dipping with dad". Shortly after, my dad looks at him dead in the face and tells him to put all of the dip in his mouth and not to spit. My dad just watched him for 10 min lol. Puked his guts out later.
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villeplatte allstar
Checks out
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:39 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I went through a phase when I was in the 7th grade where I was kind of a rebel. My mom bought me a pair of turquoise Converse all stars that I wanted. I tore a hole in them because I thought that would look cool. My dad saw it and asked me what happened. I told the truth and my arse got the belt. I don't know if it was the worst whipping I ever got, but it's the one I remember the most. My dad was irate!! I deserved every arse beating I ever got.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:42 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My brother and I were like 6 & 7 years old and we were on our way home from a road trip - we had stopped at a gas station and got snacks - and we were being bad. I don’t really remember what - like spitting or something. So my mom swatted behind her to get us to stop and we laughed
So she grabbed our glass bottles of soda - threw them out the window and then threw our m&ms out the window (we thought the glass shattering was cool)
We laughed, and she pulled over on the Highway and spanked us. People honked as they passed.
When we got home, dad spanked us again.
So she grabbed our glass bottles of soda - threw them out the window and then threw our m&ms out the window (we thought the glass shattering was cool)
We laughed, and she pulled over on the Highway and spanked us. People honked as they passed.
When we got home, dad spanked us again.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:43 pm to GreenRockTiger
My little sister hit me with a plastic golf club at a family Christmas dinner and somehow I got the spanking
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