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re: What's the hardest Christmas present you've ever had to assemble for the kids?
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:57 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:57 pm to pioneerbasketball
Freaking Gas BBQ Grill, X girlfriend won one in a box at her Company Christmas Party.
Took 2 1/2 hours, a 12 pack and had about 10 pieces left over when finished.
It worked though
Took 2 1/2 hours, a 12 pack and had about 10 pieces left over when finished.
It worked though
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:00 pm to TitleistProV1X
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Kidkraft kitchen. Took me almost 4 hours. I'm a professional engineer! I can't imagine a single Mom trying to do that.
You must be talking about one of these...
Took me 4 hours also.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:04 pm to Contender54
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You must be talking about one of these.
Does that thing actually make anything or is it just a fake kitchen ? Glad I have a boy
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:12 pm to The Torch
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Does that thing actually make anything...
A mess. All it makes is a mess.
My wife got them a bunch of toy utensils, fake food, pots & pans, etc, and the kids "play" with the kitchen by scattering the stuff everywhere.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:15 pm to Contender54
frick. I have a kidkraft kitchen to put together tmrw night.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:18 pm to Mouth
Idj
I have 2-3 that appear to suck this year
I have 2-3 that appear to suck this year
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
Put up a basketball goal in the freezing rain.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to BigShotBobert
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I'm doing the wooden swing set tomorrow. Description says 17 hour assembly for 2 adults. I'm depressed about it
I built ours with my wife. I'm not sure how we are still married. Whatever the cost to have someone put one up, it's worth it. We got it done though
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
trampoline by myself.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
This thread is hilarious. I've got twins, so assembling even the small things are strenuous.
Two of these were a long night, and what I gained in experience as I moved on to the second one, I lost in patience.
Two of these were a long night, and what I gained in experience as I moved on to the second one, I lost in patience.
This post was edited on 12/23/16 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
I bought my one year old some cardboard box blocks...like the ones we had back in the day at preschool. Just read in the reviews to
Allow 5-10 min per box and I bought 40..,.frick you santa!
Allow 5-10 min per box and I bought 40..,.frick you santa!
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
Currently putting together a doll house. Reviews state at least 3 hours to assemble and so far it appears it is going to take at least that long. Finishing it up tomorrow. Wife will pay dearly for this one.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm to jennBN
Put this together yesterday, took a couple hours. Then we went to my parents' house in Florida. Too big to bring with us, so she's going to unwrap a photo of it on Christmas day.
I've done the swingset assembly for a birthday, 15 hours in August heat. This past August I put together a trampoline by myself, definitely not as bad as the swingset.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:12 pm to ILikeLSUToo
This damn thing. Came home from a Christmas party after plenty of cocktails and wife informs me that this monstrosity shouldn't take more than 15-20 minutes to put together. Two hours and two bottles of wine later..... I think the assembly manual was written by NASA.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:24 pm to ILikeLSUToo
This is exactly what I am putting together lmao. Finishing this bitch tomorrow.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:27 pm to Mouth
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frick. I have a kidkraft kitchen to put together tmrw night.
Same. I told the wife that men don't need directions and I threw them in the trash.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:33 pm to ksayetiger
I accidentally set the wheel on fire putting together the cozy coupe. Thankfully it was pouring down rain at the time so I kicked it out into the rain which put out the fire. A little duck tape over some melted plastic and it's good to go.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:34 pm to pioneerbasketball
Yea I did some kinda leggo (spell?) jeep the other day. Got pissed and quit then wife came in trying to figure it out and fricked everything up. Gonna start back on it again tomorrow. The pictures of the parts in instructions look nothing like the actual parts irl.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 12:02 am to windshieldman
I hate cold weather, so I do minimal assembly for Christmas. Learned that lesson the hard way helping my older brother assemble Santa for his kids.
Wife and I spent an entire day putting together a trampoline with an enclosure net in the August heat. Another lessoned learned... no more assembly for me.
The wooden swing set in our backyard was bought from some friends whose kids had outgrown it. Gave them $100 for it and paid a couple of young kids another $100 to cut it in half and haul it to my backyard on a tandem axle trailer. Took 2 trips on a Saturday.
Daughter is getting a bike this year. $10 assembly at the store. Moral of the story - fool me once, I'm still a fool. Fool me twice and I'm paying somebody else to enjoy the misery.
Wife and I spent an entire day putting together a trampoline with an enclosure net in the August heat. Another lessoned learned... no more assembly for me.
The wooden swing set in our backyard was bought from some friends whose kids had outgrown it. Gave them $100 for it and paid a couple of young kids another $100 to cut it in half and haul it to my backyard on a tandem axle trailer. Took 2 trips on a Saturday.
Daughter is getting a bike this year. $10 assembly at the store. Moral of the story - fool me once, I'm still a fool. Fool me twice and I'm paying somebody else to enjoy the misery.
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