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re: What's the hardest Christmas present you've ever had to assemble for the kids?

Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30397 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:57 pm to
Freaking Gas BBQ Grill, X girlfriend won one in a box at her Company Christmas Party.

Took 2 1/2 hours, a 12 pack and had about 10 pieces left over when finished.

It worked though
Posted by Contender54
the Enn Oh
Member since Jan 2009
1134 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:00 pm to
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Kidkraft kitchen. Took me almost 4 hours. I'm a professional engineer! I can't imagine a single Mom trying to do that.


You must be talking about one of these...


Took me 4 hours also.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30397 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

You must be talking about one of these.


Does that thing actually make anything or is it just a fake kitchen ? Glad I have a boy
Posted by Contender54
the Enn Oh
Member since Jan 2009
1134 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Does that thing actually make anything...


A mess. All it makes is a mess.
My wife got them a bunch of toy utensils, fake food, pots & pans, etc, and the kids "play" with the kitchen by scattering the stuff everywhere.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23098 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:15 pm to
frick. I have a kidkraft kitchen to put together tmrw night.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:18 pm to
Idj
I have 2-3 that appear to suck this year
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
6116 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to
Put up a basketball goal in the freezing rain.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69233 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to
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I'm doing the wooden swing set tomorrow. Description says 17 hour assembly for 2 adults. I'm depressed about it


I built ours with my wife. I'm not sure how we are still married. Whatever the cost to have someone put one up, it's worth it. We got it done though
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 pm to
trampoline by myself.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14976 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:37 pm to
This thread is hilarious. I've got twins, so assembling even the small things are strenuous.

Two of these were a long night, and what I gained in experience as I moved on to the second one, I lost in patience.



This post was edited on 12/23/16 at 10:38 pm
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3250 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:39 pm to
I bought my one year old some cardboard box blocks...like the ones we had back in the day at preschool. Just read in the reviews to
Allow 5-10 min per box and I bought 40..,.frick you santa!
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26441 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm to
Currently putting together a doll house. Reviews state at least 3 hours to assemble and so far it appears it is going to take at least that long. Finishing it up tomorrow. Wife will pay dearly for this one.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm to


Put this together yesterday, took a couple hours. Then we went to my parents' house in Florida. Too big to bring with us, so she's going to unwrap a photo of it on Christmas day.

I've done the swingset assembly for a birthday, 15 hours in August heat. This past August I put together a trampoline by myself, definitely not as bad as the swingset.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6176 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:12 pm to


This damn thing. Came home from a Christmas party after plenty of cocktails and wife informs me that this monstrosity shouldn't take more than 15-20 minutes to put together. Two hours and two bottles of wine later..... I think the assembly manual was written by NASA.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26441 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:24 pm to

This is exactly what I am putting together lmao. Finishing this bitch tomorrow.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:27 pm to
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frick. I have a kidkraft kitchen to put together tmrw night.

Same. I told the wife that men don't need directions and I threw them in the trash.
Posted by Kramer26
St. George, LA
Member since Jan 2005
6526 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:33 pm to
I accidentally set the wheel on fire putting together the cozy coupe. Thankfully it was pouring down rain at the time so I kicked it out into the rain which put out the fire. A little duck tape over some melted plastic and it's good to go.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:34 pm to
Yea I did some kinda leggo (spell?) jeep the other day. Got pissed and quit then wife came in trying to figure it out and fricked everything up. Gonna start back on it again tomorrow. The pictures of the parts in instructions look nothing like the actual parts irl.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5528 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 12:02 am to
I hate cold weather, so I do minimal assembly for Christmas. Learned that lesson the hard way helping my older brother assemble Santa for his kids.

Wife and I spent an entire day putting together a trampoline with an enclosure net in the August heat. Another lessoned learned... no more assembly for me.

The wooden swing set in our backyard was bought from some friends whose kids had outgrown it. Gave them $100 for it and paid a couple of young kids another $100 to cut it in half and haul it to my backyard on a tandem axle trailer. Took 2 trips on a Saturday.

Daughter is getting a bike this year. $10 assembly at the store. Moral of the story - fool me once, I'm still a fool. Fool me twice and I'm paying somebody else to enjoy the misery.
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