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re: What's the hardest Christmas present you've ever had to assemble for the kids?

Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61777 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:42 pm to
It got bad when the bottom fell half way out as the kids were playing

It wouldn't line up in the grooves even when I was sober Christmas morning.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48418 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:44 pm to
3-in-1 Pool/Hockey/Foosball table

That thing kicked Santa's arse
Posted by TitleistProV1X
Member since Nov 2015
3657 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:44 pm to
Kidkraft kitchen. Took me almost 4 hours. I'm a professional engineer! I can't imagine a single Mom trying to do that.
Posted by TitleistProV1X
Member since Nov 2015
3657 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:46 pm to
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Did that for a birthday and I'm paying somebody next time.




I told my wife you could start a business and people would pay big money to have people put their toys together.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
10074 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:51 pm to
Basketball goal that I had to do with one arm because of a herniated disc in my neck that took every bit of strength out of my left arm.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 7:56 pm to
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Basketball goal that I had to do with one arm because of a herniated disc in my neck that took every bit of strength out of my left arm.




Father of the year type stuff there.

I hope pain pills/alcohol helped.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46419 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 8:02 pm to
Pieces 4016

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77963 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 8:07 pm to
Scruffy had to help build a basketball goal at 0300 for his younger siblings.

frick that shite.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7444 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 8:10 pm to
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wickowick


Did that one last year.

Took a break half way through to put together the Millenium Falcon. Get well soon, Princess Leia.
This post was edited on 12/23/16 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 8:51 pm to
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If you found a place that offers installation for a fee, thats the best money you could possibly spend.


It would definitely be seasonal, but seems like there would be money to be made in putting the frickers together.

Unless you had 100 crews of messicans willing to work midnight to daybreak on Christmas I just don't kbow how it would work though.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 8:54 pm to
That's hilarious. Glad you took that pic because I couldn't have imagined it being that bad otherwise.

Blame it on the elves. Lol
Posted by aparke7
Selfmadesville
Member since Nov 2007
302 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:21 pm to


This was some bullsish! Box and company say 18 hrs two people. I thought to myself "hey I could take 4 days off of work and knock it out!" 3.5 weeks later it was almost done.

I called the company and they said "we have engineers who have finished building it in 8 hours." I said bs. It comes with 1500 pieces.
Posted by upstate
Member since Nov 2015
725 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:26 pm to
I put together a trampoline last year. During the day but it was raining and in the 40s the entire time. That really sucked.

A corner kids kitchen was brutal too
Posted by upstate
Member since Nov 2015
725 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:28 pm to
I can vouch for this. I started at nine and woke my wife up cussing at 1
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:30 pm to
Those kitchens are a lot heavier than they look.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:34 pm to
The Chinese who work at the toy factories must take pleasure in ensuring that each toy has no less than 50 wire ties securing it to the packing materials.
Posted by Scream4LSU
Member since Sep 2007
1255 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:34 pm to
A trampoline with the high net walls that you had to basically sow to the trampoline with one continuous piece of string. Total nightmare. 5 hours in I was still pulling that through each spring.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:35 pm to
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Kidkraft kitchen. Took me almost 4 hours. I'm a professional engineer! I can't imagine a single Mom trying to do that.


Not sure of we have thr same kitchen but the one we put togetver was a bitch as well.

What really pisses me off is the toys that cant be taken apart once they are together. My girls have so many bigger toys that sit against the wall bc it cant be taken apart.
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28973 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:40 pm to
I opened the box to a swing set earlier today. Took one look and closed the box. Got on the local Facebook buy and sell page and asked if anybody needed some extra Christmas money. Have somebody coming in the morning to put it together.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 7:48 am
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3145 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:51 pm to
An elliptical for my wife, 4 fricking hours.
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