re: What’s the gayest thing about you?

When somebody does something stupid in traffic and I get temporary road rage and yell what are you doing, the "doing" part comes out more like "doooing" and defintely sounds kind of fruity. Cannot lie.

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Chicks dig it

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Kilts are vv sexy.

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If you're in a group of 10 dudes (not tigerdroppings) and it's something you'd be embarrassed to tell them, it's a pretty good indicator it's gay. Under no circumstances would I tell someone that I actually sit down like a girl to take a piss.

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Ah. So it’s a “you” thing, not a gay thing.

I have no problem telling any man that I sit to pee when I’m at home. It’s lazy and comfortable; what’s not to like? But I’m also not insecure about it or a total pussy. So I think we’ve found the root cause of your issue.

I love a good broadway musical

My hair looks really good at my age and I keep it a bit too neat. So, with that said, I do occasionally get eyeballed by a limp wrist.

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I enjoy Wham

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If it were Depeche Mode, you would be in trouble.

I like candles

I like Little House on the Prairie.

Did that girl ever grow a chin?

I'm probably like -50 in gayness. I've never even dreamed about fricking another guy which scientifically is very rare.