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Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106444 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:33 pm to
Following a stray dog will get you lost AF with the quickness. I was about three years old.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24462 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:36 pm to

Blaming others for drawing on the walls with crayons doesn’t work.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17307 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:36 pm to
Insurance is the biggest scam going.
Posted by BigDrip0341
N LA
Member since Aug 2023
140 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:37 pm to
Don’t get high on your own supply
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25784 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:39 pm to
When you're sent out to pick your own switch for a beating, don't pick a thin one, it'll cut you and draw blood.

Sticks and stones might break your bones but the buckle on stepdad's belt will frick you up.

Life lessons learned by the age of six.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35605 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:41 pm to
Need something fixed, talk to dad.
Need to be loved, talk to mom...
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20754 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:45 pm to
A big glass ketchup bottle will break your toe if you drop it.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2846 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:11 pm to
Crying = tits sucking
Posted by Delta9
Member since Jun 2021
919 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:12 pm to
cut the cord
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76475 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

What's the first lesson you learned?
I remember when I was very young the old man telling me the story about “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”.

So that.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
23034 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:14 pm to
First impression is your last.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4561 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:39 pm to
No means no
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
42065 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27185 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:45 pm to
Don’t be an idiot.

Changed my life.
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
1370 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 6:50 pm to
True Story

At age 6 I got into my first "fist fight" because I used a racial slur against a kid on the playground. Got whooped.

Lesson: if you talk shite back it up by any means necessary

And what happened to that kid? Well, my older cousins did some bad things.

My childhood was wild

And the statute of limitations has most certainly run
This post was edited on 9/10/26 at 6:53 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11270 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:18 pm to
If you are going to drink all day, you have to start in the morning.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19550 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:22 pm to
Hot water burn the baby.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14861 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:25 pm to
To not shite in my pants.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5179 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:29 pm to
Pussies are tight
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5241 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:44 pm to
Pestered my older sister, and got pummelled. I was 2 yrs. old at the time, and she was 3.
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