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Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6694 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:10 pm to
Lord loves a working man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by sneakytiger
Member since Oct 2007
2510 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:20 pm to
Dont take a sip from the dip cup!
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1818 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 10:49 pm to
Never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body - you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted by Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
948 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:16 pm to
Put the tool back exactly where you got it from.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61777 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:20 pm to
My younger brother is annoying.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4344 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:30 pm to
Yellow spot in front, brown in back.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27815 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 5:22 am to
Big brother has one rule, he's the only one allowed to bully the shite out of me. Everyone else hands off.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15165 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 5:54 am to
To get my arse back in the house and put some damn shoes on.



Maybe I didn’t really learn that because I will still go without shoes in my yard if I possibly can.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96388 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 6:08 am to
To not talk back to my parents.

#Thatonestuckwithme
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74898 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 6:16 am to
Don’t reach for this from the passenger seat…



At the same time your mom is reaching for this from the driver’s seat…



… to put out her Pall Mall Gold.

(Having a cigarette jabbed into the top of your 5 yr old hand hurts like hell)
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 6:17 am
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2315 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:04 am to
mom and dad do NOT like being woken up in middle of the night. Even if there is a were wolf in the basement.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
18825 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:10 am to
if you use one of dads tool put it back where you got it, or meet the alligator belt and i met it more than once
Posted by Silent Death
Southwest Mississippi
Member since Nov 2014
357 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:23 am to
Never waste a hard on
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3942 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:47 am to
I liked tits
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63690 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:30 am to
quote:

What's the first lesson you learned?


Old man had me working ground work on the farms nearby at the ripe old age of 4, then working livestock at 6.

Life is hard (pain and suffering)
You stand on your own with the money you work for (independence and drive)
When you open your eyes and your feet hit the floor, it is a good day, no matter how hard you think it is. Somewhere in the world, somebody has it worse than you, and they are not whining about it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63690 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:39 am to
quote:

its not chocolate



"whatcha doin"?

"chewin chocolate"

"wherdya get it"?

"doggie dropped it"
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63690 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:42 am to
Ah, sweet youth and a Marlboro Red Momma!

Did she have a fifth with her as well?
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6877 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:01 am to
Always pick the mint in the back of the patch because dogs pee on the front rows.
Posted by Wedge
Corellia
Member since Oct 2010
907 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:06 am to
You can't iron the carpet.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38889 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:13 pm to
Don't try to drown your brother during bath time
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