re: What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

On a 5 dollar bet, a gluttonous ex co-worker of mine did a shot of butter-flavored vegetable oil.

This thread is depressing. Y'all should be giving these people little pamphlets to let them know the dangers of being disgusting fat bodies.

After Katrina I saw a guy order 4 Wendy's Triples. He ate every one of them and the fries then went and got a big Frosty after

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watched myself drink Popeyes red beans in lieu of using a spork while I was driving one time.

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Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

When I was in high school, my dad and I lived in a trailer park (inb4trashy). Our neighbors were a family of morbid obesity.. Seriously the dad had to be 500+ and the mom 400+. We have several stories.

1)they used white trash bags and always had more trash than the outdoor trash cans could hold. The trash was always filled with pizza boxes and McDonald's bags.

2)after hurricane Gustav, all of the skirting on their trailer fell off. The trailer park was a 'nice' one that required mobile homes to have skirting. So, the parents being too fat to do it, they had their 10 year old daughter do it while the fat dad sat on a big arse foldout chair. He was so big, though, that his chair would sink into the ground too badly and the chair would get stuck, so they put spare pieces of skirting underneath the feet of the chair.

3)the dad was an It guy for the parish. One day I saw him waddling around school and he had to fix our teachers computer. Dude stunk to high heaven and was wringing wet with sweat from walking from his car to the classroom.. Maybe 150 ft.

4)they had a minivan. When the dad was in the driver seat alone, the car leaned to the left. When both were in, the front would've scraped on a speed bump.

I watched a fat guy dip his Johnny'Buffet pizza in nacho cheese

In high school I watched a guy eat a dozen hot donuts at Krispy Kreme then when we left he made us stop at the Taco Bell across the street so he could get some tacos and he ate those on the way home.

A science teacher in high school was very obese and she would constantly fanning herself with her 5xl tshirts. One day in class she was fanning herself and kind of pulled it out far to pop it back when she was done. Well the shirt recoiled and stuck in her fat roll under her bra. Her big, cellulite, droopy belly was exposed for a solid 5 seconds as she wrestled to pull her shirt out from the rolls.

Watched a fraternity brother eat a stick of butter. Just peeled off the paper like it was a banana skin.