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re: What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:25 am to
Posted by ThrobJohnson69
Member since Feb 2016
86 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:25 am to
Back when I was at LSU my buddy got so baked he didn't want to leave the couch and go to a baseball game with us. We came back 4 hrs later and he was still in the same position on the couch but now with an empty box of Pluckers on the coffee table. He made the delivery guy open the door and bring his food to him on the couch. He was also sobbing because he had just watched A Walk to Remember. Good times.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12398 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:39 am to
Fat lady at subway downing a footlong chili Fritos sub in 4 bites.

But it's subway so it's healthy right?
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:41 am to
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You know when you eat a catered breakfast and they have bacon in one of those chaffing dishes?

They sometimes put bread at the bottom of the pan to catch the grease.

I saw a guy pull all the grease soaked bread out and eat that.


Wow...Is that dude dead?
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2910 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:57 am to
There's this guy I used to know, he was pretty big, but I mainly remember two main things. We ate at this restaurant one time and he had ordered the biggest plate they had. When the waiter came to get the empty plates, he asked how it was, so my friend said it was good bring another.

Another time we stopped at Hardees to eat. He had two or three of Hardees biggest burgers(think it was the big deluxe or something like that at the time), couple orders of fries, and something for dessert. We left and passed a Burger about a mile down the road and he pulled in to the drive thru and ordered a couple whoppers and some fries.

Needless to say, he didn't live long, died in his forties, but that was the happiest son of a bitch I've ever known.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16666 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:00 am to
On Wednesdays the Astros have $1 hot dog night. They only give you 4 at a time. Of course you can go back, but once saw a fatty dad bitch and moan that he could only get 4 then made his fat kids and fat wife all get 4 whether they wanted them or not so he wouldn't have to get his fat arse up in 3 innings to get more. Guy prob consumed 5000 calories during the course of that game and I'm sure ate dinner after getting home.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 8:09 am
Posted by baxter12
BATON ROUGE
Member since Nov 2012
537 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:07 am to
back in 96 while in high school I at 38 tacos (meat, cheese, lettuce, sour cream on all) 3 cheese enchiladas and a couple Sophia pias! I was miserable for 2 days! Last time I ever went to Poncho's
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
68397 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:07 am to
The only sick stuff I have witnessed came from challenges for money. One guy in the office ate four footlong coneys from Sonic for $80 that people threw in. For some reason, he was squirting ketchup packets in his mouth toward the end to settle his stomach. Also had a buddy eat a couple of giant Arby's roast beefs after a huge breakfast with a sausage and gravy omelette or something at a local joint.

This thread deserves some pics.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:09 am to
You guys are making me queasy just reading this shite.
Posted by roberma
Punta Gorda, FL
Member since Jul 2009
303 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:11 am to
My sorority sister would come home drunk and eat an entire Large jar of Jif- by dipping her hands into the jar.
She'd wake up the next morning with an empty jar and peanut butter hand prints on her shirt from wiping her hand.
We ended having to lock our food in the closet.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63419 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:14 am to
A friend of mine's little sister used to eat butter directly out of the tub like it was ice cream. She's now morbidly obese.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23275 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:15 am to
In the first grade there was this fat kid named Sam who decided one day to stuff his face with three chili dogs at lunch. He asked every kid at the table if they wanted theirs, and if they didn't he took it. He shoved those bastards in, getting chili all over his face and shirt. I don't know how he could eat those nasty school cafeteria hot dogs like that and not puke. That image, decades later, still haunts me. I reckon Sam has dropped dead of a heart attack by now.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4147 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:29 am to
Your teenage son is messing around with that devils lettuce I bet
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69091 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:31 am to
Buddy of mine ate 21 tacos on taco Tuesday a couple of years ago.
Posted by SunGawd
Member since Nov 2016
9 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:52 am to
I once went to Phil's Grill in Metairie, and an enormous mouth breathing couple of land mammals sat next to us. The guy is looking over the menu and is interested in this fricking deep fried burger, but he sees that it comes with avocado. He rasps "What's an avocado? It's not green is it? You know I don't eat green." The female fatty says between wheezes, "Just get it. It tastes like another layer of cheese."

First time I've ever been grossed out by avocado.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2910 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:56 am to
quote:

A friend of mine's little sister used to eat butter directly out of the tub like it was ice cream. She's now morbidly obese.


I used to do that, thankfully not morbidly obese though.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:57 am to
Went to BCSF one year, and this fat lady in front of me had dippin dots in one hand, and a bowl of jambalaya in the other. Looked like she couldn't figure out how to eat one at a time, so she poured the dippin dots into the bowl of jambalaya
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:59 am to
quote:

What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?


frick up the health care system daily.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:03 am to
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I watched a fat guy dip his Johnny'Buffet pizza in nacho cheese[/img]

Dude!! That may have been me, after I finish a piece I like to dip the crusts in the cheese. Don't judge
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:08 am to
Friend consumed several muscle milks at CU athletic facility then ate large plate of biscuits and gravy (I think? Might have been some huge pancake plate) at Village Coffee Shop in Boulder all within an hour. Probably >3k calories

Fat boss ate an entire pizza and chicken nachos around midnight after flying in late on a business trip.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:11 am to
quote:

My college roommate brought a 300 pounder back to our apartment when he was drunk one night. His room stunk like obesity and regret for a week afterward.


One of my fraternity brothers, who was a little over weight but nothing shocking brought home the loan fat chick in this one sorority. She is a classic yo yo dieter. Got to college in shape and thick then would blow up. Problem is bc she had a decent face she would act like she was hot even when she was two bills.

So after she makes the walk of shame out the house while like 5 of us are in a room watching a movie and having some early sunday funday, we go into his room and we see empty bags of snacks every where. I no shite asked him were they eating in bed and he replied we were fricking and feeding each other at the same time
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