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What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:20 pm
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3746 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:20 pm
Back in school when the Pizza Hut was still open on Nicholson, a buddy showed up to the house seeing if anyone was in for lunch.
A guy who had just finish eating proceeds to stick his finger down his throat to make room for the buffet.


Secondhand story was a teacher in high school telling a story of an old coworker sucking the cream out of Twinkies.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:21 pm to
(Insert random Gary sighting here)
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30800 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:29 pm to
Was at dollar General tonight and a pretty hefty lady on a scooter had some bedbug/flea crap.

I refused to get within like 5 or 6 feet of her.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2988 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:31 pm to
My teenage son ate two large pizzas last week.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:31 pm to
I watched myself drink Popeyes red beans in lieu of using a spork while I was driving one time.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14037 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:32 pm to
Dip french fries in ice cream
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4139 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:32 pm to
Your mom
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5184 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:33 pm to
A guy I worked with a while back lifted his plate to his mouth and scraped the syrup leftover from his pancakes into his mouth in the middle of IHOP.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:33 pm to
Watched someone pour ranch dressing on a pizza.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:38 pm to
I once saw a fat dude fill up a large cup of Coke at a McDonald's, walk back to his car, change shirts, then walk back in to fill ANOTHER large cup of Coke as if he was a different person and not raise suspicion.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

I once saw a fat dude fill up a large cup of Coke at a McDonald's, walk back to his car, change shirts, then walk back in to fill ANOTHER large cup of Coke as if he was a different person and not raise suspicion.


Winner.
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:41 pm to
Years ago on April Fool's, we ordered 4 pizzas for a fat family across the street (this was before the restaurants were verifying phone numbers). We sat on the porch and waiting for the food to arrive. The delivery man got there, the uncle answered the door and didn't have a clue of what was going on, neither did the other family members. About 30 seconds later, the mother tapped him on the shoulder and they ended up buying it anyway.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:41 pm to
Eat 2 large combos from McDonald's in the hospital after finding their arteries were not completely clogged
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1702 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:42 pm to
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Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17848 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:44 pm to
You know when you eat a catered breakfast and they have bacon in one of those chaffing dishes?

They sometimes put bread at the bottom of the pan to catch the grease.

I saw a guy pull all the grease soaked bread out and eat that.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55662 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

I once saw a fat dude fill up a large cup of Coke at a McDonald's, walk back to his car, change shirts, then walk back in to fill ANOTHER large cup of Coke as if he was a different person and not raise suspicion.


a friend in high school ate two big macs, two large fries, and like 5 things off the dollar menu after basketball practice
Posted by chicano12
Member since Jun 2010
994 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 9:58 pm to
Saw a dude eat 21 pieces of johnnys pizza. Hope he sees this.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 10:03 pm to
I almost posted the worse thing ever posted on this site but I heard in the back of my head coach Herm Edwards tell me "don't press send"
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 10:05 pm to
We went to a wings place in high school on all you can eat night. They hated us because we were only 16-17 and just eating and not buying beer. But most of the time we'd eat 4-5 baskets of maybe 6-8 wings each then leave. One night a couple of guys place a bet on who can eat the most. It got well over 100 in about an hour. The rest of us were done but kept ordering another basket when the waiter came back around just to see them have to keep going. We mixed it up too. Some of us would get hot or nuclear to mess with them. Others would get something weird like mango or teriyaki. They refused to quit and one of them puked all over the parking lot.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4189 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 10:07 pm to
Considering some of the things I've done I try not to be judgmental. I once worked with a big guy who would pack his mouth full of fries then suck a whole pack of ketchup before chewing it up. For some reason that disturbed me
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