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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:02 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:02 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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women are supposed to be naturally curvy?
Curvy, yes. Lumpy, no.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:03 pm to lsupride87
Parents acting like parenting is the most difficult thing ever and that no one has ever had it as hard as they have had it is one of my pet peeves. If that’s not you, my bad. If it is you, go ahead and think I’m a douche lord
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:04 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Johnny's pizza always had nacho cheese to dip your pizza in. That was a regular fatty thing for me to do when hungover.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:06 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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go ahead and think I’m a douche lord
You sure the frick are coming across as one in this thread
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:07 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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fricking frick stick hero
Definitely Foreigners best work.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:08 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Parents acting like parenting is the most difficult thing ever and that no one has ever had it as hard as they have had it is one of my pet peeves.
To paraphrase the great David Cross - parenting isn't hard. Hard is talking your girlfriend into her 3rd abortion.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:10 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Apparently asking someone why it’s so hard to put two kids in car seats is enough to be called a:
fricking frick stick hero, douche burger, and a douche lord.
That should probably be my hint that I’ve had enough internet for today.
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have two kids (5 and 3). It is and was nothing put them both in the car And go to a drive through.
So you're saying there's NEVER been an instance where you wanted to do something that was not really needed, but that thought died pretty quickly when you realized you'd have deal with the two kids?
bullshite.
It's not like it's a huge deal, but it's definitely killed some "quick errands" for me before.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:10 pm to The Spleen
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Breakfast - Egg McMuffin, hash brown, Coke
Lunch - Big Mac, large fries, large Coke
2nd lunch - 2 Cheeseburgers, strawberry shake
Dinner - Big Mac, Large fries, large Coke
2nd dinner - Large fries, strawberry shake
Felt like complete arse the entire next day, guessing from all the sodium.
Yeah I'm sure 2 strawberry shakes and all of the fries and burgers had nothing to do with it
Must have just been the sodium content
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:11 pm to The Spleen
I use to hit up circle k on east byod on my way from tigerland most nights out, 25 oz bud and Frito pie was my typical order
I let the curbside guy borrow my car one night to get home. After that I would get free cheese fries loaded with everything I wanted on there basically every time he worked. I was probably putting down 3000 cals after a night out. fricking disgusting to look back on
I let the curbside guy borrow my car one night to get home. After that I would get free cheese fries loaded with everything I wanted on there basically every time he worked. I was probably putting down 3000 cals after a night out. fricking disgusting to look back on
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:12 pm to OweO
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OweO
Put wheels on a chair.
Never have to walk.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:13 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
I don’t remember anything specifically, but I could eat a dozen Mary Lee donuts no problem.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:14 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
In college I’d dip Cheetos in ranch dressing. Fatty and trashy, baby.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:15 pm to TnMountaineer
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In college I’d dip Cheetos in ranch dressing. Fatty and trashy, baby.
I dated a girl that dipped them in ketchup
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:20 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
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What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
I would not go so far as to call the sister fat but I think she was about a deuce and a half with lots of junk in the trunk.
Biker chicks need love too!

Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:21 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
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I bought a 2L carton of milk and a box of double stuf Oreos, drank enough milk to put the entire package of Oreos into the carton. Then I proceeded to walk around the mall eating/drinking Oreo sludge.
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I once made a sandwich where I used poptarts as the slices of bread with peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and Nutella in between.
These make me want to vomit
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:23 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Cheetos and ketchup? That’s taking it too damn far. Ughhhhh.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:26 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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All while drinking heavy IPA's in his bed all day.
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:27 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
I ate one of those double burgers at Riverside Patty when it was in downtown BR. It was a man vs food moment. I finished it, but it was not fun.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:33 pm to castorinho
quote:Exactly.
So you're saying there's NEVER been an instance where you wanted to do something that was not really needed, but that thought died pretty quickly when you realized you'd have deal with the two kids?
bullshite.
It's not like it's a huge deal, but it's definitely killed some "quick errands" for me before.
Ordering McDonald’s was one of those moments to me
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:33 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
College. We were as high as the price of crawfish on Good Friday when the munchies hit.
We headed to Popeyes for a bucket, and we vowed that no one would touch the chicken or the sides until we got home. We cleared the drive through with the family sized meal safely secured in the back seat.
The smell of the chicken began wafting around the car. Damn. That smells good.
“We are going to keep our promise,” I said to my compadre, who was driving.
“We are,” he replied. Then he pulled into McDonalds for a couple of orders of McNuggets to tide us over on the ten-minute drive home.
We kept our promise. Then we destroyed that mixed spicy chicken the second we got back.
We headed to Popeyes for a bucket, and we vowed that no one would touch the chicken or the sides until we got home. We cleared the drive through with the family sized meal safely secured in the back seat.
The smell of the chicken began wafting around the car. Damn. That smells good.
“We are going to keep our promise,” I said to my compadre, who was driving.
“We are,” he replied. Then he pulled into McDonalds for a couple of orders of McNuggets to tide us over on the ten-minute drive home.
We kept our promise. Then we destroyed that mixed spicy chicken the second we got back.
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