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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:02 pm to
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women are supposed to be naturally curvy?

Curvy, yes. Lumpy, no.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42264 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:03 pm to
Parents acting like parenting is the most difficult thing ever and that no one has ever had it as hard as they have had it is one of my pet peeves. If that’s not you, my bad. If it is you, go ahead and think I’m a douche lord
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138913 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:04 pm to
Johnny's pizza always had nacho cheese to dip your pizza in. That was a regular fatty thing for me to do when hungover.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4192 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:06 pm to
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go ahead and think I’m a douche lord


You sure the frick are coming across as one in this thread
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66960 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:07 pm to
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fricking frick stick hero



Definitely Foreigners best work.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:08 pm to
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Parents acting like parenting is the most difficult thing ever and that no one has ever had it as hard as they have had it is one of my pet peeves.



To paraphrase the great David Cross - parenting isn't hard. Hard is talking your girlfriend into her 3rd abortion.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87478 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:10 pm to
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Apparently asking someone why it’s so hard to put two kids in car seats is enough to be called a:

fricking frick stick hero, douche burger, and a douche lord.

That should probably be my hint that I’ve had enough internet for today.
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have two kids (5 and 3). It is and was nothing put them both in the car And go to a drive through. 

So you're saying there's NEVER been an instance where you wanted to do something that was not really needed, but that thought died pretty quickly when you realized you'd have deal with the two kids?
bullshite.

It's not like it's a huge deal, but it's definitely killed some "quick errands" for me before.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173621 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:10 pm to
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Breakfast - Egg McMuffin, hash brown, Coke
Lunch - Big Mac, large fries, large Coke
2nd lunch - 2 Cheeseburgers, strawberry shake
Dinner - Big Mac, Large fries, large Coke
2nd dinner - Large fries, strawberry shake

Felt like complete arse the entire next day, guessing from all the sodium.

Yeah I'm sure 2 strawberry shakes and all of the fries and burgers had nothing to do with it

Must have just been the sodium content
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40334 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:11 pm to
I use to hit up circle k on east byod on my way from tigerland most nights out, 25 oz bud and Frito pie was my typical order

I let the curbside guy borrow my car one night to get home. After that I would get free cheese fries loaded with everything I wanted on there basically every time he worked. I was probably putting down 3000 cals after a night out. fricking disgusting to look back on
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:12 pm to
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OweO


Put wheels on a chair.

Never have to walk.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68397 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:13 pm to
I don’t remember anything specifically, but I could eat a dozen Mary Lee donuts no problem.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:14 pm to
In college I’d dip Cheetos in ranch dressing. Fatty and trashy, baby.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:15 pm to
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In college I’d dip Cheetos in ranch dressing. Fatty and trashy, baby.


I dated a girl that dipped them in ketchup It didn't last
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62228 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:20 pm to
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What's the fattest thing you've ever done?


I would not go so far as to call the sister fat but I think she was about a deuce and a half with lots of junk in the trunk.

Biker chicks need love too!

Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:21 pm to
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I bought a 2L carton of milk and a box of double stuf Oreos, drank enough milk to put the entire package of Oreos into the carton. Then I proceeded to walk around the mall eating/drinking Oreo sludge.


quote:

I once made a sandwich where I used poptarts as the slices of bread with peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and Nutella in between.


These make me want to vomit
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:23 pm to
Cheetos and ketchup? That’s taking it too damn far. Ughhhhh.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62228 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:26 pm to
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All while drinking heavy IPA's in his bed all day.


If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2415 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:27 pm to
I ate one of those double burgers at Riverside Patty when it was in downtown BR. It was a man vs food moment. I finished it, but it was not fun.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111392 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:33 pm to
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So you're saying there's NEVER been an instance where you wanted to do something that was not really needed, but that thought died pretty quickly when you realized you'd have deal with the two kids?
bullshite.

It's not like it's a huge deal, but it's definitely killed some "quick errands" for me before.


Exactly.

Ordering McDonald’s was one of those moments to me
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:33 pm to
College. We were as high as the price of crawfish on Good Friday when the munchies hit.

We headed to Popeyes for a bucket, and we vowed that no one would touch the chicken or the sides until we got home. We cleared the drive through with the family sized meal safely secured in the back seat.

The smell of the chicken began wafting around the car. Damn. That smells good.

“We are going to keep our promise,” I said to my compadre, who was driving.

“We are,” he replied. Then he pulled into McDonalds for a couple of orders of McNuggets to tide us over on the ten-minute drive home.

We kept our promise. Then we destroyed that mixed spicy chicken the second we got back.
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