What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

I was reading something and got linked to this from a few years back AskReddit - What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

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What's something food or laziness related that you look back on and think "Jesus, that was a really fat thing to do"? You don't have to be fat to answer, nor do you have to be proud of yourself.

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Some of these people have no hope and it's gross. Some are downright impressive.

I know some here have some good "fatty" moments that could compete with the filth from this thread

Here are some gems:

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Back in my heyday (aka that one time when I weighed over 320lbs) I used to take a large stainless steel mixing bowl, fill it full of milk and I would empty an ENTIRE pack of Oreo cookies into it. I would then sit in my studio\in front of the TV etc. and I would eat it like a bowl of cereal...with a pair of tongs.

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I once made a sandwich where I used poptarts as the slices of bread with peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and Nutella in between.

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I bought a 2L carton of milk and a box of double stuf Oreos, drank enough milk to put the entire package of Oreos into the carton. Then I proceeded to walk around the mall eating/drinking Oreo sludge.

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It might not count because I was massively pregnant but I woke up in the middle of the night, poured an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch into a big glass bowl, threw in a bag of marshmallows, drizzled it with melted butter and then put it in the microwave to melt the marshmallows.

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I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald's instead. I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout. When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating.

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So whatcha got? Only thing I could really thing of would be some of the trips we'd make to CiCi's pizza after baseball practice way back when.