What's the best revenge you've ever gotten?

20 years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and I vacationed with her brother and his bitch of a wife in the Florida Keys. We were young and poor so we stayed in the same room with them with two beds.

My wife's sister in law went out of her way to be a bitch the entire time to both of us (we had to do only what she wanted to do, berating us verbally, etc.). Then one morning around 4:00 am we woke up to the sound of them screwing one bed over from us under the sheets. She was fricking hideous so this was extremely gross.

A few hours later they left to go somewhere and we stayed behind to relax and have time alone. My wife and I went shower together in the only shower we had in the room. We ended up doing the deed in the shower and because we were only dating then, I pulled out. Well you know those body scrubbers girls use? (pictured here)



Well the bitch sister in law had hers hanging from the faucet. I promptly and proudly sprayed my goo all over it. It sat all day and really sort of dripped all inside it. I'm fairly certain she never knew and used it to clean her face and body later that day

She's still a bitch and whenever she is around and does or says something to piss us off, we just remember the day I came on the bath sponge that she used to bathe with. I have to say that is, to date, the sweetest revenge I've ever achieved.