re: What's the best revenge you've ever gotten?

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When I was in high school, me and a buddy decided to go to the redneck riviera for his senior trip. We had planned this trip for six months and 3 days before we leave he decides to bring is new 22 year old Pentecostal girlfriend.

She was a constant bitch the whole drive down and I had about enough of her shite by the time that we arrived in Florida. As soon as we arrived her and my buddy decided to throw on there swim trunks and go layout on the beach. Prior to them heading to the beach, I gave her some suntan accelerator and told her that it was the best sun-block on the market.

She slathered herself in the accelerator and proceeded to fall asleep on the beach for 4 hours. When they returned to the room she looked like a stop sign and she wouldn't let my buddy touch her the rest of trip.

Found out my gf in college was cheating on me with her ex boyfriend of five years. Nothing physical, just saying things that shouldn't be said.

Two days before Valentine's day. On the day, I bought her flowers, showed up, told her I was sick and we had to reschedule for the next day.

Called my ex and had her spend the night.

Gf showed up the next morning to her car in my driveway.



Joke was on me. She was 100% the one that got away.

Only thing I can really think of is from the last time I went trick-r-treating around 12 years old. There were some high school kids in my neighborhood driving around throwing eggs at all of the younger kids out on Halloween; didn't really care so much when they egged us, but they hit a group of kids around 8 years old right by us that included one of our younger sisters. We went to my house and gathered up baseball bats and balls, golf clubs, and as many pumpkins as we could get. Then we waited on them to drive back by, when they did we annihilated their car with everything we had on us. The when we got home we got the neighborhood directory out, called their parents pretending to be a parent of a kid who was egged and telling them that our kid was in the hospital having surgery on his eye from being hit with an egg and to expect a call from our lawyer in the morning

Post retracted.

Karma will come for her one day. I may not know it, but it will be well deserved.

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I can't post it here in case that person recognizes the story and retaliates.

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Text it to me.

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I hooked up with a girl in high school that had just broken up with a baw but it was pretty fresh. She and I started talking and he got wind of it....of course the pussy keyed my truck. I couldn't prove it 100% but I knew it was him. I bided my time and stewed over that shite for months. I waited until the time was right and then saw his vehicle parked off to itself one night. Used my trusty valve stem remover and took out his back right tire plus the spare.

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I was in Houston a few years ago, going to a bar in a large entertainment complex I heard about, driving around the crowded parking lot looking for a parking spot. I found an open slot and was about to turn in when a little POS car full of drunks went around me and pulled into the parking spot, almost hitting my car. The idiots in the car all turned around and looked at me like, "What the frick are you gonna do about it?" I drove around and found another parking spot, then went into the bar.

After an hour or so I left the bar and was headed to the parking lot exit when I drove by the POS car that the drunks came in, still parked in the same spot. I smiled to myself, jumped out of my car, and walked to their car with the valve stem removal tool I had in my key ring. I pulled the valve stems out of 3 of the tires and took them with me. I threw them out of my car about a block away, laughing my arse off.

so fricking cool bro

Thanks man!! I was really trying to make a point of insecurity vs disrespect. But to now know that I also came off as cool is just the icing on the cake!

The irony is that I can say the same about your post to me, tough guy.