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re: What would you do with your winning lottery ticket while getting your affairs in order?

Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:22 pm to
I would swallow it to keep it safe from thieves
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
3502 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:24 pm to
I put mine in the letter rack when I hit the big one. Nobody looked there
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34220 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:33 pm to
Be thankful and celebrate like crazy since somehow I won without even buying a ticket.


Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34220 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:36 pm to
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Or in back of the freezer.


Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
4858 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:37 pm to
On my person at all times.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
2795 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:43 pm to
It’s a bearer instrument so you sign the ticket immediately then you get a lawyer.

Not Jim Bobs law firm down the street or the divorce attorney your cousin used, you contact a real deal law firm like Latham, Skadden, Kirkland, or Cravath and explain the situation and ask to speak to head of their trust practice.

Then go from there.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:50 pm to
disappear. make lots of people very happy anonymously.

set up a national agorist network to subvert the state

fund radicals on all sides to overthrow the state.

buy a jet ski?

edit.... just with the ticket...

get the most expensive safe deposit box i could find, multiple digital and physical copies of the ticket after multiple affidavits from officials that I had it in my possession. and a $50,000 cash contract (i could swing it if i had to) on the head of whoever cashes the ticket that isn't me.

This post was edited on 1/22/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4539 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 8:52 pm to
Sign the ticket immediately, take pics of it, and get a safe deposit box at the bank. Then find a good lawyer. Tell no one except my wife.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:07 pm to
I'd probably put it with my other money and guns buried at Acadiana Park.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4316 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:10 pm to
I would sign it, take a picture of it, put it in a safety deposit box, and hire a reputable tax attorney to help me through the process.
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2507 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:14 pm to
Would make a call to an attorney, an accountant, and a call to a high net worth money manager. Set things in motion, and then quietly quit my job in a month or two. Live off my savings and wait until the check clears
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7317 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:33 pm to
Be careful where you sign it because it becomes void if you sign in the wrong place.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22186 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

What would you do with your winning lottery ticket while getting your affairs in order?


It would go in my wallet in my back pocket. It would stay there for as long as it took to drive to the lottery offices and collect.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41734 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

What would you do with your winning lottery ticket while getting your affairs in order?


Stick it in the boys' lego box until I get the LLC or whatever the best way it is to handle a ton of money. No one will ever find it, I might not either.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38795 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:53 pm to
Sign it step one

Phone picture step two

Cloud step three

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260877 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:54 pm to
quote:


Stick it in the boys' lego box until I get the LLC or whatever the best way it is to handle a ton of money. No one will ever find it, I might not either.


As expensive as Legos are, just sell them. Might come out ahead of the lotto.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41734 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

As expensive as Legos are, just sell them. Might come out ahead of the lotto.


very true

However, I do not think I have a billion dollars worth of legos ... the legos are worth more than what I will win (which is probably $0)
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7582 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:01 pm to
Hire a super team of Dudley, Debosier, Bart, Callahan & LaFonta.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:02 pm to
Safe deposit box inside the giant early 20th century vaults inside a fortress like bank. None of this neighborhood branch safe deposit box built into the wall shite. One of these big frickers.



Who the frick is going to know it's there and who the frick is going to break into a bank, into a vault, into the box, and get away? Also, someone earlier asked "What it the bank catches fire?" I promise you that the bank's fire protection system is better than the nothing you have protecting your house and the fire suppression system inside their vault is way better than the nothing inside your gun safe.

Then, once I have paid an attorney "frick you" money to protect my "frick you more" money, I do whatever that dude says to do.
This post was edited on 1/22/21 at 10:22 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64083 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:03 pm to
Put it in the gun safe and not tell a single soul except a tax attorney. I’d keep going to work and doing normal life until it was time.

This is why I’ll never win. Because I’d actually be responsible
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