Started By
Message

What would you do with your winning lottery ticket while getting your affairs in order?

Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26633 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:27 pm
Assuming if you won, you would spend some time setting up LLCs, trusts, etc.

What would you do with the ticket in the interim?

I have nightmares about this sort of thing.

Keep it in a bank safety deposit box? What if the bank burns down or gets swallowed in an earthquake?

Trying to get ahead of the game for when I win.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18254 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:28 pm to
Put it on my fridge with a magnet probably






And hope I remember where it is after a celebratory 4 day coke and hooker bender
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:29 pm to
I’m sure as hell not telling you.

Nice try though.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:30 pm to
I would go to the public library, find the book titled “Good Reasons to be a Liberal”, stick it in there, and come back later to retrieve it. You know no one is going check out that book.
Posted by HogsInTheRock
ARKANSAS
Member since Nov 2004
625 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:30 pm to
I guess you have the same numbers as me and we are going to split it.....any legit advice is appreciated thanks
Posted by HWD123
Member since Dec 2020
94 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:30 pm to
Nice try Mr IRS man.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9124 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:30 pm to
I would immediately claim it. That's enough money that it really wouldn't matter how I handled it
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26978 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:31 pm to
Bank vault safebox
Posted by AUturfguy
Member since Aug 2017
165 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:31 pm to
Two chicks at the same time
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175653 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:31 pm to
give it a lawyer at a billion-dollar firm for safekeeping
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:31 pm to
Give it to a crackhead for safekeeping
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:32 pm to
All I know is, I’m going to need a bigger mattress.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25543 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:33 pm to
I would give it to my girlfriend from the coochie lips thread to hide in her "vault" she apparently had plenty of room.

Posted by BEEFSTER
Member since Jan 2021
193 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:34 pm to
Buy a bedet to make sure it works
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
6865 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

would immediately claim it. That's enough money that it really wouldn't matter how I handled it


And that's how 50% of lottery winners end up broke. Thinking it's an unlimited amount.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32087 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

What would you do with your winning lottery ticket while getting your affairs in order?



Probably just the house safe.

No one would know I won outside of my immediate family until I claimed it.
This post was edited on 1/22/21 at 7:35 pm
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10851 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:35 pm to
I wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner.

But of course I would, I’d just eat more. With all sorts of fancy ketchups, like Dijon Ketchup.
Posted by TotalYatMove
Member since Oct 2010
1687 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:36 pm to
I refuse to answer on account of my wife might read this site.
This post was edited on 1/22/21 at 7:36 pm
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16448 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:37 pm to
As soon as I found out I had the winning ticket I’d call Blackwater/Academi for 24/7 security guards for me as well as the ticket. The following weeks/months would be with my legal/financial team.


And of course hookers and blow.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 1/22/21 at 7:38 pm to
Bank safety deposit box is the obvious answer, just don’t tell this guy

first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram