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re: What would you do if time started going backwards?

Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86159 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:57 pm to
Anxiously await not dribbling every time I pee, and nice, firm erections.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:08 pm to
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What would you do if time started going backwards? by Shane4689


Dude, I already answered this question tomorrow.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68629 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:13 pm to
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What would you do if time started going backwards?

Not give a shite about deadlines
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15830 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:15 pm to
Return my Depends for some Huggies
Posted by Al R Bammer
Member since Jan 2019
61 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:25 pm to
Another 7 years in college with nothing to show for it
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14851 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:26 pm to
Is this an OweO alter?
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49871 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:26 pm to
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When I get to 12 I hit the deck when my brother shoots an errant arrow. 
It's funny you still think it was errant.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30232 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:29 pm to
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I'd start looking forward to slaying young highschool arse again in anticipation of turning 17 for the second time!



I want to be disgusted, but there are about 10 "ugly" (actually just unpopular) dimes I would definitely take to pound town.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37099 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:32 pm to
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When I get to 12 I hit the deck when my brother shoots an errant arrow. 

It's funny you still think it was errant.




Damn arrow took a sharp right turn.

10 years later, I would agree.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
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Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135272 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:00 pm to
What if time isnt a single ribbon but and endless fractalization of moments in time. Like an infinite number of Groundhog Day’s all encapsulating a different chunk of what we call time?
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Douglas Quaid
Mars
Member since Mar 2010
4121 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:03 pm to
is the rest of the world continuing forward in time in this scenario or am I reliving life in reverse?
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5986 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:26 pm to
It would really suck. You'd slowly lose everything you care about. Seriously, you'd slowly lose your kids, your spouse, career... everything you've worked for. It would be a literal hell going from what you have to having nothing of meaning.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
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Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:34 pm to
Wear parachute pants?
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:45 pm to
Probably two steps forward and one step back.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20611 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:46 pm to
Hell no, I don't want to spend another 66 years on Earth.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1520 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:55 pm to
I guess my life would end with an orgasm. Not that bad, considering alternatives.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21586 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:01 pm to
Start taking Kaopectate everyday to avoid the reverse shits.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
142223 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:14 pm to
Would my countdown to retirement stop too?
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