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Eightballjacket
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What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
I know the expert advice is to shelter in place, but there is no way I'm going to sit around waiting for the calvary while armed with only a stapler. There's a guy on my floor who has bad allergies and sneezes a lot. My strategy is to hide near him but in a different room. When his sneezing alerts the shooter to his presence, I can use this diversion to escape.


djangochained
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
I have gun in desk and car


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GreatLakesTiger24
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
the person i sit next carries a glock. so stay by him.


jdeval1
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Run out of the back door or the front door. Maybe the side door if those are covered


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Eightballjacket
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Member since Jan 2016
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
We can't have firearms at work, so that's not an option for me. I think our security guard is armed with a knife, fork, and spoon.


Walt OReilly
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Stop
Drop &
Roll


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CaptainsWafer
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Won’t stop the criminals from bringing them in


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GreatLakesTiger24
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
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We can't have firearms at work,
neither are we


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Eli Goldfinger
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
My plan would be to seoop in and break the gunman’s neck.

What I would probably do is trample old ladies while making my escape.


Tigereye10005
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New York, NY
Member since Sep 2016
1554 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
I'd shelter in a room with the door closed, with at least 1 other person, if possible. If there's no window access I'd have both of us by the door and as soon as it's opened take down the person that opens it. Hopefully that element of surprise will save us. If not, at least we did all we could. Trying to escape is too risky unless I know for sure that the escape will work.


Hogwarts
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Through the window, through the wall


Bustedsack
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Sneak up on the shooter and beat the frick out of him.


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bogart
Member since Dec 2013
827 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
I would shite my pants and hide.


White Bear
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NWLA
Member since Jul 2014
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Have thought about stashing a rifle in my office, but doubt boss man would appreciate that. Mass shooting not really a threat, robbery is though.


dupergreenie
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Member since May 2014
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
Ninja stuff.....

Victory.....

The sex with hot woman.....


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Eightballjacket
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2016
2688 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
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I would shite my pants and hide.

Good strategy. The shooter would likely be repulsed by the smell and move on.


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windshieldman
New Orleans Saints Fan
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re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
I’d blow myself up by committing jihad if that happened


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Capital Cajun
LA-Monroe Fan
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
4283 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
We have armed security patrolling the grounds and all outsiders are stopped upon entry. If you have no business on our campus you are told to run along.

If a co worker goes nuts I have 3 exits near my desk an I would sprint to one of them and get the hell out. Plenty of cubes and angles to cover behind during my exit.



dualed
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Sep 2010
3974 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
frick sheltering in place, I'm gone. I think the dumbest advice ever is telling people to hunker down or play dead. People need to start paying more attention to their surroundings and make it a point in identifying exits. Maybe I'm weird, but I always think about that shite. You stay put and it's like shooting fish in a barrel.


saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
3529 posts

re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?
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What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?


I grab you and use you as my shield until he runs out of ammo.


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