KirbySmartass

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re: The story of the Caganer.

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/23/25 at 8:48 am to Cell of Awareness

Well now I kinda want one. :lol:

re: Injury rumors.

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/22/25 at 7:23 pm to Maryvilledawg

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Dipshit Yahoo author, if it’s not AI, is seeing what he wants to see there. Track it back to the 247 article it links to, Bobo and Young are never mentioned by name in Kirby’s quote. (Young maybe we’ll see some down the stretch, even if it’s mostly as a decoy like Pickens coming off injury in ‘21. No way we see Bobo on the field again this year, unfortunately.)

Kirby Smart gives updates on Gabe Harris, other injured Bulldogs ahead of Sugar Bowl

re: Week 1 playoffs thread Miami | A&M 3Q

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/19/25 at 9:50 pm to Dawgs9

And then 50 cent showed up to rap for a little bit. :lol:

re: Week 1 playoffs thread Miami | A&M 3Q

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/19/25 at 7:32 pm to New Money

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I don't know who I want to see win this game.

It’s a pretty rare set of circumstances, like they’re playing Notre Dame or Miami, that would ever lead me to cheer for Bama. frick them, I want to see Deboer cry.

re: Are you a high school or portal recruiting team?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/19/25 at 6:55 pm to koreandawg

In related news, Kirby is pretty fricking good at recruiting.

SEC Rant

re: Does anyone else feel like we are on a crash course to Indiana?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/19/25 at 6:46 pm to New Money

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Ole Miss will play without Kiffin.

Yeah, I’m looking forward to the next chapter in that wild arse story. How will Charley Weiss Jr coach knowing he’s already LSU’s OC, will they play for Golding, etc.?

re: Does anyone else feel like we are on a crash course to Indiana?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/19/25 at 4:44 pm to AllDawgCK

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I feel like we need to get by ole miss first

This, the next game is all that matters at this point. Looking ahead causes a team to lose focus and I don’t see Kirby allowing that to happen.

re: WTF Muschamp?!

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/18/25 at 5:52 pm to claydawg09

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If he wants to be a HC again this is a better path than staying here as an assistant.

I can’t argue with that logic. Wonder if Texas will name him head coach in waiting a 2nd time? :lol:
I think one can probably also reasonably conclude Schu will be our DC for the foreseeable future based on this news.

WTF Muschamp?!

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/18/25 at 2:59 pm

Taking the Texas DC job?!?!
I just threw up in my mouth reading this on DN.

Will Muschamp returns to on-field coaching, hired as Texas defensive coordinator

re: Rolling Stones cancel possible 2026 tour...This might actually be the end...

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/16/25 at 5:33 pm to Bjorn Cyborg

quote:
They need to do a Sphere run.

re: Is my neighbor situation getting out of hand

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/15/25 at 5:35 pm to Kenna City Solja

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inhaling a cleaning duster?

For the record, by whippets, I’m assuming he means nitrous oxide canisters, not the walking on sunshine duster.

re: Is my neighbor situation getting out of hand

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/15/25 at 5:31 pm to BluegrassBelle

quote:
You know an awful lot about this family

re: Alabama Players Say Oklahoma "Disrespected" Alabama Logo

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/13/25 at 12:38 pm to AlaCowboy46

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Look for Georgia fans to storm the field logo when Georgia beats the Bammers in Tuscaloosa next season.

Um, no, we are going to beat their arse and then not storm the field.

SEC Rant

re: Only One Week Off Next Year?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/13/25 at 10:19 am to RealDawg

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God I hate paying all that money for scrimmage games.

It’s not as good as this year’s, but it’s a pretty decent home schedule. Oklahoma will be a lot of fun, too lazy to check but I’m assuming that’ll be their 1st visit to Sanford.

re: Georgia Posts Epic Highlight Video of the SECCG

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/10/25 at 6:28 pm to dawgfan24348

Inject that straight in to my veins. :pimp:

re: I'm a bit surprised the Meetchicken HC getting fired today hasn't been posted here...

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/10/25 at 6:03 pm to SquatchDawg

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I’m surprised DeBoer is being prominently mentioned as a person they want.

The ensuing Tide fan melt would be pretty entertaining.

re: Who leaves us on the Oline?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 12/10/25 at 6:00 pm to Darindawg

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Freeling

Probably going to come down to his draft projection, but I bet they are going to throw the bag at him to see if they can get him to come back.
Greene was injured to some degree or another most of the year, could see him coming back to get some additional tape for scouts.
Bobo, given the long recovery time he’s looking at, would seem like a lock to return to me, he won’t be healthy by the combine and have to think that would affect his draft stock.