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What was your best or worst experience with a prostitute?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:33 pm
I got nothin. My only experience with a prostitute was in Vegas when I thought this girl at the MGM bar was really into me.
She wasn’t.
She wasn’t.
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Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:34 pm to Slippy
Not today fed. Not today.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:34 pm to Slippy
Trying to get my 85% cut when she gets back to the apartment.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:35 pm to Slippy
This is where I parked my car.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:36 pm to Slippy
Got a blowjob, she got out of the car and turned around lifted from front of her dress and started pissing. I could only see her back but I thought girls squat when they piss?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:38 pm to OweO
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OweO
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:38 pm to OweO
chris, you suck
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:40 pm to Slippy
She sucked me dry while her man took my wallet and phone
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:40 pm to Slippy
Best experience was in Thailand. I walked out of a strip club and still had a boner. These two hookers starting pointing at it and then all their hooker friends surrounded me and pulled on my shorts to get a look at it and one of them grabbed it.
It was also the first and only strip club I have ever been to. I was tricked by the cheap beer signs some people were holding up outside.
It was also the first and only strip club I have ever been to. I was tricked by the cheap beer signs some people were holding up outside.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:41 pm to Slippy
They prefer to be called escorts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:43 pm to Slippy
The line between stripper and prostitute is usually only a few Benjamins
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
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Slippy
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When Backpage goes wrong
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
This one time, I lost my job right around Christmas because I was caught with drugs. I started drinking and decided that I could get my job back if I broke into the company Christmas party and planted drugs on the guy that got my job. It failed miserably.
I ended up on the streets and this hooker took me in. Pretty soon, we figured out there were some shenanigans going on down at the company. I got in touch with the guy who took my job about the shenanigans and hatched up a plan with the hooker and my old butler to swap out a stolen crop report.
Then we cornered the market on orange juice, got filthy rich, the Dukes lost their seat on the exchange, and I lived happily ever after with the hooker.
I ended up on the streets and this hooker took me in. Pretty soon, we figured out there were some shenanigans going on down at the company. I got in touch with the guy who took my job about the shenanigans and hatched up a plan with the hooker and my old butler to swap out a stolen crop report.
Then we cornered the market on orange juice, got filthy rich, the Dukes lost their seat on the exchange, and I lived happily ever after with the hooker.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
Nice try honey
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
Prostitution is disgusting.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
She let me wear the mask from Scream while I banged her from behind.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:46 pm to Slippy
I tried to pick up a hooker once
She told me she liked me as a friend
She told me she liked me as a friend
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:48 pm to Frank Black
Man, that sounds like a Dangerfield joke.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:49 pm to Slippy
1996 and newly divorced. Cute girl but I couldn’t go through with it. Paid and thanked her.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:50 pm to fr33manator
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They prefer to be called escorts
My Benjamin says they are cool with me calling them whatever I want.
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