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re: What was your best or worst experience with a prostitute?

Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12659 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:12 pm to
Best: Avoiding them altogether
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14959 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 11:17 pm to
Buddy of mine in college saw this homeless woman at a gas station near campus (not LSU). She asked for a ride to another gas station. He was happy to help.
While in the car, she lit what he could only assume was methamphetamine out of a pen, and then she looked at him and said, “prices are $5, 10, 20.”
It was at that moment that he realized she wasn’t a normal homeless woman, but a lady of the night. His first thought was, “I need to get her out of my car immediately.”
His second thought was, “well…”
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
913 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 12:05 am to
So did you do it?
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4362 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 12:37 am to
quote:

So did you do it?


You askin about the meth or the hooker (or both)?
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10174 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:22 am to
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This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 5:23 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4574 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:33 am to
Nellie's was a famous brothel that operated openingly in Natchez, MS up into 1990 when it was burned down by an angry client.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93714 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 7:04 am to
quote:

Buddy of mine in college saw this homeless woman at a gas station near campus (not LSU). She asked for a ride to another gas station. He was happy to help. While in the car, she lit what he could only assume was methamphetamine out of a pen, and then she looked at him and said, “prices are $5, 10, 20.” It was at that moment that he realized she wasn’t a normal homeless woman, but a lady of the night. His first thought was, “I need to get her out of my car immediately.” His second thought was, “well…”


Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12112 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 7:07 am to
Best: Kristina Rose in her prime.

One and only experience. Was in Vegas, single, around 30 and opportunity presented itself, and I had won a bunch of money anyway that night.
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 7:23 am
Posted by volnavy
Fair wind and following seas
Member since Jan 2009
748 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:13 am to
4 floors of ...

Thats in Singapore and it's a mall by day called Orchard Towers.

Don't ask me how I know
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1725 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:26 am to
Stationed in Korea and partying on the Hill. Drunk off of soju I saw screw it and finally pay for a whore. In the back of a nightclub I put on a condom to get a blowie. It's taking forever and she's getting madder by the minute. Screaming at me "hurry up and cum!" "You hurry up and finish!!!"

I'm so drunk that I just can't finish and she's just getting extremely pissed. I guess she was used to servicemen popping quickly. I end up just stopping her and leaving.
Posted by Stephen_Bonnet75
Charles Town
Member since Jul 2022
63 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:34 am to
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I'm so drunk that I just can't finish and she's just getting extremely pissed. I guess she was used to servicemen popping quickly. I end up just stopping her and leaving.


The minutemen ruin it for everyone lol
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1967 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:36 am to
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Trying to get my 85% cut when she gets back to the apartment.


This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 8:37 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17131 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:59 am to
Not me but a newly frocked Ensign straight outta Annapolis thought it was a great idea to go drinking in Haifa, Israel with the guys in his division. If you don't know Navy submarines there is one group of degenerate scum that you must assume will drink you under the table and raise pure freaking hell

Lifting a beer to all the A-gangers out there

A-Gang got the ensign annihiliated drunk, brought him to a Russian whore house and bought him a girl.

Dude was midthrust and YACKED all over the girl. You've never run so fast in your life when you're running from Russian pimps

Ensign was a damn legend for the next 3 years
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 9:00 am
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1725 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:59 am to
quote:

The minutemen ruin it for everyone lol


Drunk as I was, I was never going to finish. Barely had a hard on. I would say that lessons were learned, but they weren't.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32879 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Member since Aug 2005
5672 posts


Whose wife are you?
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2411 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:24 am to
LaGrange...
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3741 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 2:29 pm to
Pay for pussy? Nah
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 3:10 pm to
Some years ago I had an "arrangement" with this young lady who had AMAZING bedroom skills, a true pro.

One time, unfortunately, I forgot to hand her the envelope filled with cash. That was the last time I saw or heard from her.

Yep, I'm an idiot.
Posted by madeinbr
Member since Jun 2017
4 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 9:39 am to
You would cum in less than 15 seconds during sex. I don’t think that’s a bad experience Jon
This post was edited on 8/24/22 at 9:40 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41457 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:05 am to
One was offering services in the stairwell of the library where I worked - made it awkward when I had to go to the second floor

At least her books weren’t overdue, his might’ve been though
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