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re: What was your best or worst experience with a prostitute?
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:24 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:24 am to TigerstuckinMS
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This one time, I lost my job right around Christmas because I was caught with drugs. I started drinking and decided that I could get my job back if I broke into the company Christmas party and planted drugs on the guy that got my job. It failed miserably.
They should do a movie about this.
How does the hooker look these days?
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Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:35 am to fr33manator
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They prefer to be called escorts
Or luxury companion. That's what the card one handed me after a flight to Tampa once. Oh, and she was also a traveling nurse. That was 5 minutes before I saw a kid throw a pickle at a lady. Tampa's ratchet AF.
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:58 am to Slippy
Okay Popo
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:10 pm to madeinbr
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You would cum in less than 15 seconds during sex. I don’t think that’s a bad experience Jon
Damn Jon, how’d you let the ex wife find your account?!
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:22 pm to madeinbr
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You would cum in less than 15 seconds during sex. I don’t think that’s a bad experience Jon
Dis gon b good
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:25 pm to madeinbr
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You would cum in less than 15 seconds during sex. I don’t think that’s a bad experience Jon
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madeinbr
Pics?
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:33 pm to Slippy
Not a prostitute but I did go to a strip club where the chick led me to the back private room. I didn’t realize it at the time but I did have lipstick all over the crotch of my jeans the next day.
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:36 pm to Gorilla Ball
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crotch of my jeans
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:42 pm to Slippy
Your mom asking for $50 the morning after.
Posted on 8/24/22 at 12:46 pm to Slippy
Are escorts prostitues? Asking for a friend
Posted on 8/24/22 at 1:25 pm to Slippy
I once was 2 hours late reporting for duty on my submarine because I woke up stranded on a stripper’s house boat..which was tied to a post about 100 yards from shore (duty station: Pearl Harbor, HI).
Avoided major trouble when I handed chief my soaking wet wallet from having to swim back on a stolen paddle board and catching a cab back to base.
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Then the memories started coming back…..you see, I was not sober.
This was a girl I had been getting lap dances from opened up talking about wanting to “throw all of her ex’s stuff into the ocean” and I offered to help.
At some point later I’m handing this dude $10 to take us in a canoe out to this house boat and we start chucking shiite out the side. To be honest, I’m not even sure the boat was hers or if she was a crazy lady who was squatting on unused boats.
Eventually we have sex, and I’m going to take credit for inventing the “R2D2 position” - which is doggy style except your head is sticking out the hatch looking at the Pacific Ocean, like R2D2 looking out into space in a Star Wars fighter.
Has anyone else ever had one of those days where it’s actually Sunday, but all damn day you think it’s Saturday?
Avoided major trouble when I handed chief my soaking wet wallet from having to swim back on a stolen paddle board and catching a cab back to base.
———
Then the memories started coming back…..you see, I was not sober.
This was a girl I had been getting lap dances from opened up talking about wanting to “throw all of her ex’s stuff into the ocean” and I offered to help.
At some point later I’m handing this dude $10 to take us in a canoe out to this house boat and we start chucking shiite out the side. To be honest, I’m not even sure the boat was hers or if she was a crazy lady who was squatting on unused boats.
Eventually we have sex, and I’m going to take credit for inventing the “R2D2 position” - which is doggy style except your head is sticking out the hatch looking at the Pacific Ocean, like R2D2 looking out into space in a Star Wars fighter.
Has anyone else ever had one of those days where it’s actually Sunday, but all damn day you think it’s Saturday?
This post was edited on 8/24/22 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 8/24/22 at 1:29 pm to Jake88
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Prostitution is disgusting.
So you’re anti-small business? How un-American of you
Posted on 8/24/22 at 1:33 pm to Slippy
I was at The Spot in Lebeau, LA. The hookers always washed your dick before you got your services. Well I blew my load while she was washing my dick. True story. I still had to pay $35.
Posted on 8/24/22 at 1:49 pm to Slippy
Walking back to my room in the Venetian in Vegas during SHOT show. They have security that makes you scan your key before they will let you go to the elevators because of all the hookers in town for that show.
I am drunk and just won some at the tables so in a pretty good mood. I see a woman who is obviously working arguing with the security guard as I approach and he isn't letting her go by. I throw my arm around her shoulders and say "Where the hell have you been honey? I looked all over. Let's go." and walk her to the elevator bank as if she is my wife/girlfriend.
Once on the elevator she says "that was really cool. You want me to come by your room after I get done for a free one?" Thanks but no thanks.
Closest I have come to a lady of the evening. Also found it weird that a dude I worked with got all excited when we were scheduled for an international trip to Argentina. Dude is pretty straight laced around the office but the second we got scheduled all he could talk about was how great the hookers are down there. I got out of the trip and try to avoid him now. I don't care what he does but the way he couldn't stop telling me about it was weird.
I am drunk and just won some at the tables so in a pretty good mood. I see a woman who is obviously working arguing with the security guard as I approach and he isn't letting her go by. I throw my arm around her shoulders and say "Where the hell have you been honey? I looked all over. Let's go." and walk her to the elevator bank as if she is my wife/girlfriend.
Once on the elevator she says "that was really cool. You want me to come by your room after I get done for a free one?" Thanks but no thanks.
Closest I have come to a lady of the evening. Also found it weird that a dude I worked with got all excited when we were scheduled for an international trip to Argentina. Dude is pretty straight laced around the office but the second we got scheduled all he could talk about was how great the hookers are down there. I got out of the trip and try to avoid him now. I don't care what he does but the way he couldn't stop telling me about it was weird.
Posted on 8/24/22 at 2:00 pm to Slippy
I’ve never had to pay for sex in my life. Men are always willing to get naked. Lol
Posted on 8/24/22 at 2:01 pm to tigergirl10
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Men are always willing to get naked. Lol
I didn't know you were gay, Walt. March in any pride parades lately?
Posted on 8/24/22 at 2:04 pm to tigergirl10
homo
Posted on 8/24/22 at 2:06 pm to OweO
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Got a blowjob, she got out of the car and turned around lifted from front of her dress and started pissing
Posted on 8/24/22 at 2:06 pm to OweO
Queer
This post was edited on 8/24/22 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:39 pm to Usual Suspect
All he does is look at tiger droppings. I’m happily taken and will not be posting pics. Just had to clear my name :)
This post was edited on 8/24/22 at 5:15 pm
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