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As an Auburn fan, the list will always be:

1) Jamie Howard
2) Jamie Howard
3) Jamie Howard
4) Jamie Howard

re: Liberal white women

Posted by auie93 on 8/20/26 at 2:53 pm to
She did not escape diabetes.
My friend's mother was brought the wrong vehicle from a hospital valet and proceeded to not only get in it but drove it home nearly 100 miles away. She thought the water bottle in the cup holder was a complimentary gift from the valet. :rotflmao:
His NooseCar tears for Bubba Wallace was a disgrace he should have never recovered from. Can't stand that douche.
As AU power brokers were trying to manufacture a relationship between Harsin and his assistant, dirty Nate was banging his while married and promoting her with large salary increases from 2020 - 2022. Bama forced her out to cover it up but Nate couldn't quit it like he quit on his wife and daughters.
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I seem to remember his ex having cancer. What a complete scumbag, and she isn't even hot


Hotness is all relative. Compared to his ex, Nate sees her as a 10. It could have blown up like the Michigan situation but that final 4 provided the cover from the administration he needed.
He felt like he was king of the tards and was treated as such by them.

re: Jackson Koivun

Posted by auie93 on 7/26/26 at 3:25 pm to
If he can go -1 on the final 6 holes it is his.

re: Jackson Koivun

Posted by auie93 on 7/26/26 at 3:20 pm to
He has got to get a birdie on 12 to get the momentum back.

re: Jackson Koivun

Posted by auie93 on 7/26/26 at 2:41 pm to
Scheffler is going to make him work for it today. I thought 65 would do it before Scottie got rolling. Not so sure now.
My best friend's niece showed up toa cookout we were throwing with her boyfriend. It was my first time meeting her and when she informed us that she was a "stay at home fiancee" I couldn't help but to start laughing. Needless to say, they did not stay long.
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It was Hines Ward and it isn't close.


This is the correct answer and he kept that reputation in the NFL as well. The cheap shot he took to blow out Jimmy Brumbaugh's knee pretty much ended his shot at making an NFL roster.
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I sold ladies shoes at Dillard's for a while in my early 20's and that was an absolute gold mine of MILFs, cougars, and young women.


Al Bundy confirms.
Unemployed day trading college kid that's 6'3 and can bench 350 works too well for my kid.
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The naplex pass rates are abysmal for many schools.


Shout out to Samford University and AU for their first time pass rates of 80%+. My kid just passed his and one of his professors at Samford said he made it 22 of 23 to pass thus far from the May graduating class. I am sure that percentage will drop as the early takers are usually the better students. He was sweating it out waiting on those results for a week.
On a new vehicle, I will do dealer financing during the negotiation process to get the lowest possible price on the car. I don't care what interest rate they come back with because I pay if off within 45 days of pulling off the lot. Going into debt on anything that depreciates is just dumb.
Wow. That home schedule goes to shite after UF. 11:00 am for LSU is just awful. We used to at least be able to count on a decent tailgate before watching the crap product the past 8 seasons. Hopefully this year will be full of crappy tailgates and good football.
Took an hour and 45 minutes to go 3.4 miles to the entrance of our neighborhood. I've been going to AU sporting events for 50 years and never experienced anything as poorly handled as tonight. We paid to park in the west lots but upon arrival there was no one on site to scan the parking pass. When exiting, there was no university or police personnel on site to direct traffic. It got to the point after an hour that some people took it upon themselves to get into the middle of the road and take over traffic management. It appeared the university wanted to maximize profits by cashing in on parking fees but not actually paying anybody to work the areas. Then once we eventually made it onto East University, traffic in the left lane was backed up from the intersection of College all the way to the intersection of Dean waiting to make a left turn onto College. Fortunately, we were able to bypass that by going down the right lane and then turning into the gas station past the Publix to go around all that mess and then behind the Publix to get back onto College. At that point, traffic was backed up all the way from 280 to the Waffle House. Just incredible for what was now 1 hour and 40 minutes after the game had completed. Not sure why the university and city decided to not implement the standard post football game traffic management plan tonight. They took a great event and left everyone thinking the town is full of incompetent leadership on their way out of town.
AU police non existent to clear traffic after the game from the west lots. Been sitting 45 minutes in parking lot at complete standstill. Typical AU shitshow.

re: The Auburn Baseball Offseason Thread

Posted by auie93 on 6/4/26 at 10:15 am to
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Make sure you bring chairs and get there when the gates open.


There is no bringing chairs allowed. The university has setup chairs in the Terrace and a nice set of bleachers behind them.

re: Auburn White Boy Summer

Posted by auie93 on 6/3/26 at 9:57 pm to
Such a pathetic little troll.