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Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:56 pm to IAmNERD
quote:This was my answer. I let em rip in grocery stores and public places if there is enough background noise to cover me.
I love crop dusting the aisles at my local walmaks.
It doesn't give me any satisfaction other than the relief felt from releasing pressurized gas though.
I remove earwax from my ears with my car keys sometimes.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:00 pm to alajones
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This was my answer. I let em rip in grocery stores and public places if there is enough background noise to cover me.
Nothing beats being in a loud setting with other Executives having the bullshite corporate talk and just ripping farts the whole time. I mean blowing the back out without anyone knowing what’s really going on.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:00 pm to cbree88
I make sure to be loud and obnoxious in restaurants even sometimes fighting if I’m disrespected in any way.
Also I eat 3/4 of my meal then claim something was wrong with it so I don’t have to pay
I don’t tip
Also I eat 3/4 of my meal then claim something was wrong with it so I don’t have to pay
I don’t tip
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:18 pm to cbree88
Cbree... I'm a girl and yes, unladylike.. but your pube decorations are far worse! 
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:28 pm to IAmNERD
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I love crop dusting the aisles at my local walmaks.
Gotta be careful. Don’t gamble.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:37 pm to cbree88
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At one of the companies I used to work for, I used to do something kind of trashy in the restroom. Basically, any time I would go pee I would stand in front of the urinal
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I roll and flick boogers.
We had a guy that wiped buggers on the wall above the urinal.
Both of you are vandals that I hope get caught and prosecuted.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:42 pm to cbree88
While delivering a load in Statesboro GA, I asked where the bathroom was. Guy pointed the direction but told me I'd regret it. I informed him I had to go real bad. Found the bathroom, opened the door and discovered that Hispanic workers discard their used toilet paper on the ground not in the toilet.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:50 pm to cbree88
Get baked on edibles and walk around the mall/go to movie theater/etc. Smoking makes me paranoid but taking a gummy is more discreet
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:51 pm to cbree88
Open container & smoking good bud!
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:59 pm to cbree88
I poop on city buses.
I also shart and blame it on others. Even though I soiled my own pants.
I yell "get off my lawn" to little old ladies with little old yappy dogs.
BUT.... with all that. I would never pick my pubes and put them in a urinal you sick frick.
I also shart and blame it on others. Even though I soiled my own pants.
I yell "get off my lawn" to little old ladies with little old yappy dogs.
BUT.... with all that. I would never pick my pubes and put them in a urinal you sick frick.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:03 pm to cbree88
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I’ll go first. At one of the companies I used to work for, I used to do something kind of trashy in the restroom. Basically, any time I would go pee I would stand in front of the urinal and pull my loose pubic hairs out of my crotch area. I would then drop them into the urinal. Not sure why, but I got some weird satisfaction out of it. The cleaning company probably hated cleaning that out of the urinal every night.
Have some respect for yourself and others. What the frick is wrong with you.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:14 pm to SallysHuman
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Gross, dude.
I roll and flick boogers.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:15 pm to nes2010
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You would think right? White collar office. It is science related though, so we do have some weirdos.
Autists.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:26 pm to CrappyPants
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CrappyPants
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I poop on city buses. I also shart and blame it on others. Even though I soiled my own pants.
Name checks.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:27 pm to nes2010
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Some guys are a little psycho about bathrooms. In my office we had one who shite on the floor until they got caught, someone was putting food in the toilets, like an entire block of cheese or a whole apple, and we have had the 1st floor flooded several times because of guys stuffing paper towels in the toilet and overflowing it intentionally.
When I was a teenager and worked at Bruno’s Grocery Store… we had a serial shite smearier.
For a month every Friday after the front public bathrooms were cleaned, he’d go in the men’s bathroom and shite in the floor and smear shite every where.
The walls, the seat, the stalls, the sink… every damn where.
He got a beat with a mop stick the last time he did it… then he vanished never to return.
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