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re: What trashy behaviors do you like to engage in anonymously in public?

Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59049 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:55 pm to
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I grab or smack my wife’s arse when it seems the coast might be clear


I do that regardless if the coast is clear or not.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35694 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:56 pm to
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I love crop dusting the aisles at my local walmaks.
This was my answer. I let em rip in grocery stores and public places if there is enough background noise to cover me.

It doesn't give me any satisfaction other than the relief felt from releasing pressurized gas though.

I remove earwax from my ears with my car keys sometimes.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15609 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:00 pm to
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This was my answer. I let em rip in grocery stores and public places if there is enough background noise to cover me.


Nothing beats being in a loud setting with other Executives having the bullshite corporate talk and just ripping farts the whole time. I mean blowing the back out without anyone knowing what’s really going on.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99972 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:00 pm to
I make sure to be loud and obnoxious in restaurants even sometimes fighting if I’m disrespected in any way.

Also I eat 3/4 of my meal then claim something was wrong with it so I don’t have to pay

I don’t tip
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18799 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13204 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:18 pm to
Cbree... I'm a girl and yes, unladylike.. but your pube decorations are far worse!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37302 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:28 pm to
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I love crop dusting the aisles at my local walmaks.

Gotta be careful. Don’t gamble.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33105 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:37 pm to
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At one of the companies I used to work for, I used to do something kind of trashy in the restroom. Basically, any time I would go pee I would stand in front of the urinal


quote:

I roll and flick boogers.


We had a guy that wiped buggers on the wall above the urinal.

Both of you are vandals that I hope get caught and prosecuted.
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
235 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:41 pm to
Same.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3002 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:42 pm to
While delivering a load in Statesboro GA, I asked where the bathroom was. Guy pointed the direction but told me I'd regret it. I informed him I had to go real bad. Found the bathroom, opened the door and discovered that Hispanic workers discard their used toilet paper on the ground not in the toilet.
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
10111 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:50 pm to
Get baked on edibles and walk around the mall/go to movie theater/etc. Smoking makes me paranoid but taking a gummy is more discreet
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7147 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:51 pm to
Open container & smoking good bud!
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1022 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 2:59 pm to
I poop on city buses.

I also shart and blame it on others. Even though I soiled my own pants.

I yell "get off my lawn" to little old ladies with little old yappy dogs.

BUT.... with all that. I would never pick my pubes and put them in a urinal you sick frick.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:03 pm to
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I’ll go first. At one of the companies I used to work for, I used to do something kind of trashy in the restroom. Basically, any time I would go pee I would stand in front of the urinal and pull my loose pubic hairs out of my crotch area. I would then drop them into the urinal. Not sure why, but I got some weird satisfaction out of it. The cleaning company probably hated cleaning that out of the urinal every night.


Have some respect for yourself and others. What the frick is wrong with you.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8735 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:14 pm to
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Gross, dude.

I roll and flick boogers.


Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8735 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:15 pm to
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You would think right? White collar office. It is science related though, so we do have some weirdos.


Autists.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13204 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:26 pm to
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CrappyPants


quote:

I poop on city buses. I also shart and blame it on others. Even though I soiled my own pants.


Name checks.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2110 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:27 pm to
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Some guys are a little psycho about bathrooms. In my office we had one who shite on the floor until they got caught, someone was putting food in the toilets, like an entire block of cheese or a whole apple, and we have had the 1st floor flooded several times because of guys stuffing paper towels in the toilet and overflowing it intentionally.


When I was a teenager and worked at Bruno’s Grocery Store… we had a serial shite smearier.

For a month every Friday after the front public bathrooms were cleaned, he’d go in the men’s bathroom and shite in the floor and smear shite every where.

The walls, the seat, the stalls, the sink… every damn where.

He got a beat with a mop stick the last time he did it… then he vanished never to return.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15170 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:33 pm to
Like you had a job
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9555 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:34 pm to
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