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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?

Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:37 pm to
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SabiDojo



hey baw
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:00 pm to
Hey brother :brofist:
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:32 pm to
I knew a guy whose family owned a small bakery on the north shore. He said that they stuck the baby in when they joined the two ends of the dough to make a ring so I always avoid the spot where the width of the cake has a drastic change.

And I avoid the green sugar - that shite is nasty. Purple all day!
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:03 pm to
Say man Im on a diet, guess I'll get a little slice, then slice a piece about 1/2" thick.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Member since Aug 2004
45066 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:06 pm to
no but I did special order one with about 12 babies inserted all around the cake just to frick with ppl
Posted by Big Kat
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:08 pm to
Vendors bring them a couple times a week. Nobody at work buys them

#plantlife
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68360 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:08 pm to
i will remember to never eat king cake at an office again because there could be a sick frick like you massaging the damn thing.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:11 pm to
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Eightballjacket
even the Jews aren't claiming you on this one
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65588 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:15 pm to
At our office we believe life begins at confection. Every piece contains a baby.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 3:17 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:16 pm to
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Be a Protestant who doesn't engage in such heathenism.
Specifically a Northern California Presbyterian who calls out folks who mutilate their physical temples to serve base carnal desires.

I'm wid ya brah.



Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:21 pm to
At my last office I always made a point of bringing a king cake every year. I did for probably something like 3 or 4 years. I guess I just enjoy the festivity of it and all. No one ever got the baby, except the last year when I got it from my own cake. I think the key is to throw it in the trash if you do get it.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Big Kat
Member since Feb 2009
5910 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:27 pm to
Most cakes don’t have the baby inside anymore do they? They come outside and you have to put in yourself.

Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7309 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 5:46 pm to
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Say man Im on a diet, guess I'll get a little slice, then slice a piece about 1/2" thick.

I like the way you think. That's brilliant.
Posted by JudgeHolden
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29862 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 5:49 pm to
just lift it up, the baby is where you find a whole in the bottom, rarely if ever does someone put it in any other way
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 5:49 pm to
I’m keto so I don’t eat that carb bullshite. I always laugh at you miserable fatties while you eat your fatty cake
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