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Eightballjacket
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What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I usually massage the cake to see if I can feel it. If that falls, and nobody is looking, I've reinserted the baby into the cake for the next sucker to get. Please don't tell me that I shouldn't eat the cake if I want to avoid buying the next one - that would be antisocial!


Jim Rockford
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Be a Protestant who doesn't engage in such heathenism.


TigerstuckinMS
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I wrap it up in a condom, making sure to tie off the end pointing away from me to keep the king cake safely inside.


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Ed Osteen
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I don't, I buy the next one because I'm not a dick


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SabiDojo
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Don’t eat it bc the shite is gross anyways


jackieMoon55
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
So you touch all over the cake and then reinsert the baby... you are a douche


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tigahland
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
wait until someone found the baby until i got a piece of cake


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BellaTigre18
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
That’s chintzy AF


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tiggerthetooth
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
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I usually massage the cake to see if I can feel it.


So you put your dirty arse hands all over it and smash the cake? What an a-hole.


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Jimmy2shoes
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Ultrasound


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Areddishfish
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Condoms


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OweO
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I will say this, there have been times when I would wait and kind of go in late hoping someone would get it before I got my piece, but I don't really think about it.. If I get it, I get it.


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InfamousDosgris
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Member since Jan 2019
131 posts

re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Who cares? It's a $15 freaking cake. If you're too cheap to buy a $15 cake, then you shouldn't be eating king cake anyway.


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KG6
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I just eat it and pretend like it wasnt in there. I'd rather swallow plastic than buy something for my peers.


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TigerNlc
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
I don't eat it. I might eat on piece a year and it won't be the ones they bring to work.


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NYCAuburn
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
just stab the cake with a fork a bunch of times until you hit it...

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Jake88
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Just swallow it so you don't have to spend $15.


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keks tadpole
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Prod the piece you are going to cut with a toothpick as if you were looking for a landmine.


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arkyhawk
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
What happens if you get it?


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Ace Midnight
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re: What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
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Please don't tell me that I shouldn't eat the cake if I want to avoid buying the next one


Well, you're not one of my children, so I don't have to protect you from the world. Therefore, this is exactly what I'm telling you.

Deadbeat. An unethical one at that.


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