What is your best revenge stories?

I've shared this before, but in high school I worked as a cashier for a dry cleaners staffed by drunk bitter women. My second day on the job I was with a customer and the bitch who ran the steam press came out and in-front of everyone cursed me out and called me a stupid shite for not unbuttoning buttons on the shirts. Apparently it's hard to do after the shirts have been soaked in the petroleum solution which I get, but no-one had told me that. I didn't make a fuss but that spectacle stuck with me.

One day after getting yelled at by the owner who was 2 daquris in at 3 in the afternoon for not coming in to a shift I wasn't scheduled for, I decided I was out that bitch. Didn't give any notice, didn't say a word.....just spent the rest of my shift and about an hour after closing going through every bin and buttoning every damn button I could find. I buttoned collars, cuffs, shirts to the top.....every fricking button in that building was buttoned, then I loaded the machine sup for the morning crew to come in and do their thing. I wasn't there to see the fall out but I know that bitch was cursing for 3-4 days

ETA: One downvote eh??? Is that you Donna???

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What is your best revenge stories?

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Nah I'm not sharing that kind of detail. Mostly because the target of said revenge still has no idea it was me, and has turned out to be a pretty nice person as they got older.

So like Oweo, my best revenge story stays in middle school.

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I'm not sharing that kind of detail. Mostly because the target of said revenge still has no idea it was me

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A coworker stole my nice set of Allen keys from my toolbox, so I ate his entire pizza before he got to it for lunch. A complete meltdown occurred.

n/m image I wanted to post prevents linking and I'm too lazy right now to upload.

I had some co-workers that had a habit of eating or drinking stuff I put in the frig at work. So I bought a bottle of gatorade, poured some out, pissed in it and put in the frig............2 days later it was gone

Coworker did a fake blue screen of death on a clients server one time when I left the room to take a leak.

I had fun with my revenge about a year later with the spoof calling app. I called him using our bosses number around 8:30 one night while he was onsite at a client. Chewed his arse out in bosses voice for being out to eat and instead of being at the client site (he was taking a meal break).

I hung up and he called the number back. He calls the boss back and asked why he so mad. Boss says you're a fricking idiot I never called you. Coworker calls me and says man I think the old man is either drunk or has dementia. I told the boss about it the next day and told him to play along. After about a month I clued him in.

My roommate in college, that is now a comedian, wanted revenge for his girlfriend cheating on him. He filled up her shampoo with Nair and rubbed her underwear in poison oak so she would think she got an STD from the guy she cheated with.