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re: What is this elf on a shelf nonsense floating around my FB?

Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:22 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:22 am to
I'm still partial to the Krampus
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:29 am to
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Why not just do a Christmas lion or a Christmas sloth.

Holiday armadillo.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:30 am to
Kwanzaa Kangaroo
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:32 am to
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Where the frick have you been? This has been around for years.


I've never heard of it.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:32 am to
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Kwanzaa Kangaroo


I prefer the Kwanzaa duck bill platypus. Cause nobody knows what the frick it is.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:33 am to
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What is this elf on a shelf nonsense floating around my FB? by Cosmo



Elf on the Shelf is a government propaganda tool to desensitize adults and condition our children to support surveillance culture.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:34 am to
Or how about the Kwanzaa Kappa



Since both are completely made up.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:36 am to
Looks like Jabba .
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36666 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:37 am to
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I prefer the Kwanzaa duck bill platypus. Cause nobody knows what the frick it is.


It's a beaver that someone glued a duck's bill on you dumbass.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:52 am to
I just can't get over the idea of denying your kid an Elf on the Shelf just to stick it to the man and mainstream America.

I fully admit it is a silly little toy, but that is precisely why I find it so ridiculous for someone to draw the line there.

If you're a good parent you can get your kid an elf and raise a good kid that is independent and thinks for himself. The fact that people are acting like they are mutually exclusive says a lot about what type of parent you'll be. I've got no problem if you don't want to do it for your kid, but to brag about it on a message board is a bit over the top.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38895 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:53 am to
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Elf on the Shelf is a government propaganda tool to desensitize adults and condition our children to support surveillance culture.




This.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:56 am to
Laugh all you want...it's the scary truth.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 10:57 am to
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Like I said, the concept isn't bad.....its just the creepy factor of the elf i don't care for.
What's your stance on Mr. Bingle?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:15 am to
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I just can't get over the idea of denying your kid an Elf on the Shelf just to stick it to the man and mainstream America.


I am not doing it because of either of those reasons. I don't agree with it and it's use as a parenting tool.

We complain about the entitled generation, yet some of the reasons I am hearing to buy the damn thing is because the kid asks for it. That's an awful reason.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36666 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:18 am to
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I don't agree with it and it's use as a parenting tool.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:25 am to
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I've got no problem if you don't want to do it for your kid, but to brag about it on a message board is a bit over the top.


That's not what Im doing at all. I dont even have kids. In fact, I said...

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Giving in is something that I wont know until I experience it, but Im sure having a kid makes your heart melt and makes you more vulnerable to not sticking to your morals for the sake of just making them happy
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:28 am to
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junkfunky


It's a lazy parent crutch. Not looking for a quick fix to bad habits. It also builds way too far on the Santa lie IMO. I don't want to build gullibility into my daughter, I want her to question and examine the world.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:29 am to
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because the kid asks for it. That's an awful reason.


i can't think of a better reason
Posted by Tiger55
Gretna, LA
Member since Aug 2004
1484 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:29 am to
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We complain about the entitled generation, yet some of the reasons I am hearing to buy the damn thing is because the kid asks for it. That's an awful reason.



Wow. My five year old son or younger ask for an elf on the shelf (I didn't wait for him to ask for it) and I give it to him, that teaches him entitlement. Wow. It's an extra 20-30 days of magic in their lives because of their youthful innocence that will be gone in a few years. And to see how happy and excited they are about it, it's like a mini Christmas morning each day. It's not about me or their friends, it's about the excitement and joy it brings to him.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:31 am to
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I think the thing is creepy looking.


I think he's got a friendly looking face

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