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re: What is the worst part of aging as a single man?

Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66555 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:34 pm to
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Gone are the days of 18 year olds fresh from high school graduation.


those days are just gone?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41612 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:35 pm to
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Just cuz you passed your prime doesn’t mean we have
I’m sure your arse hole is past it’s prime, Aggie

Do the yell leaders age like the milky white uniforms they wear?
This post was edited on 2/26/24 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:40 pm to
Daaaaamn
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:40 pm to
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What is the worst part of aging as a single man?
Finding out it requires all night long for me to do what I used to could do all night long...
This post was edited on 2/26/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
937 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:52 pm to
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They don't though. If anything, they're even higher because you are just not attracted to everything that moves like you were as a kid. If you are in your fifties and your "standards" say you have to have an 18 year old for sex, you're just a latent pedophile splitting hairs.


This.

I’m 43 and my oldest daughter is 19. Niece (who we helped raise) is 25. They’re kids in my head. When I talk to them, a large portion of what they say is indicative of that….they just sound like baby adults. Same with their friends.

There is just nothing about this that I could find attractive. A well-adjusted 40 year old man should have the ability to weave what’s going on in his brain with what’s going on downstairs when determine what is attractive. If he can’t, he’s likely mentally/emotionally stunted or just ridiculously horny. OP sounds like the former.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:07 pm to
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I’d say it’s having to admit you have to date 40 year olds who are divorced mothers or getting saggy. Gone are the days of 18 year olds fresh from high school graduation.

I can’t imagine finding any 40 year olds attractive especially with kids

Before you say plenty of hot 40 year olds etc. no hot 40 year old can compete with a hot 18 year old


Dude ... you're doing it wrong?

Exactly how poor are you?

Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7318 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:20 pm to
Worrying that I’ll get old, lose my mobility and/or mind, and will have no kids or grandkids to look after me.
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
158 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:23 pm to
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You are objectively a smoke show though. One of only 4-5 legit in board history. So, you do have a certain feminine gravitas that older posters appreciate.


Sent this to my friends asking them to put a bullet it my head if I ever stoop to this pathetic level.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1721 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:47 pm to
My son is 22 and even he doesn’t want to date a girl fresh out of high school.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22942 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:51 pm to
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What is the worst part of aging as a single man


My body not being able to do the same amount of work as 10+ years ago. Adapting to that has been a bitch. I look back at my dad and remember that it seemed like he ALWAYS had some project going on, non stop, but now I wonder if it was just because he was older and it took him twice as long to do everything.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11350 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:57 pm to
You know you only want dudes faggie
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49671 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:58 pm to
You're not searching in the right places
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29792 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:01 pm to
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Before you say plenty of hot 40 year olds etc. no hot 40 year old can compete with a hot 18 year old


I spend a lot of time at the gym and there are a ton of high schools senior girls here. I don’t find them attractive in the least.

Now the 25-35 years olds are a different story.


Posted by Tenfold
Member since Mar 2023
57 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:10 pm to
My wife has a daughter in college and a son that is a junior in high school. She 44 and looks better than 99.9% if the women in the quad.. when a woman works out daily and takes great care of her skin, hair and body they only age better..
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55643 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:11 pm to
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She 44 and looks better than 99.9% if the women in the quad.
no she doesn't
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13995 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:13 pm to
If you're 50, in shape, and make decent money, you can fish in the 35-40 year old pond.

If you're 40, you can fish in the 27-35 pond.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
6694 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:15 pm to
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If you're 40, you can fish in the 27-35 pond.


Tried to tell the baws this on here last week. The fatties down-voted away.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19260 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:19 pm to
I’ve got a coworker that’s 51 in great shape but will only date women 25 or younger. He can’t keep any because they leave. He says he’s only attracted to young women. He was 49 dating a 19 year old. I’ve been married for 25 years happily but if I was single I’d want someone closer to my age that’s just me
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29792 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:19 pm to
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you're 40, you can fish in the 27-35 pond. Tried to tell the baws this on here last week. The fatties down-voted away.


And unless you’re fricking on a porn set with stage lighting around your bed, who the frick cares? Beauty is but a dim light away.

Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2186 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 2:23 pm to
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Before you say plenty of hot 40 year olds etc
idk man maybe your grocery shopping at the wrong time.
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