Undertow

One time my predetermined destination was a parking lot in which police happened to be pulling people into at a speed trap. I pulled in and parked in a parking space. I sat there for about 30 seconds looking at my phone when I hear a knock on my window. I look up and there’s a cop. He says, “I saw ...

And will she be taxed on it? And if not will the IRS flag her and audit her? Or is the money going to be laundered? Just a few questions that have crossed my mind....

I 100% believe you. But if it turns out you’re lying, at least you started a conversation....

I have a small car now and can never see ahead of the car in front of me. I’ve never owned a truck. Give me a 2019 GMC Sierra....

[quote]Temp in Lincoln NE: 65/44, 63/45. Suck it, rednecks.[/quote] I’ll take South Louisiana weather over your bitter cold winter. ...

[quote]What's wrong with Maroon 5?[/quote] GIRL MUSIC. ARE YOU A GIRL?...

264 hours a year. Comes out to 6.6 weeks. At the end of the year up to 80 hours will roll over. Anything over that they will cut you a check for. I work for Walmart. Been there 15 years....

[quote]at least it will be bearable to watch[/quote] What about Maroon 5 is bearable? No grown man should be listening to Maroon 5. If you’re a girl it is acceptable because they are girl music....

He’s such a tryhard ...

[quote]56lsu[/quote] You’re a special kind of stupid. You little brainwashed, group-thinking, mindless drone....

Lost...

[quote]Hillary Clinton is an incredibly strong, capable, and intelligent woman[/quote] [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2c/df/e1/2cdfe10aa9d2f6746ab0c414401f856b.jpg[/img]...

[quote]Same thing with fast food drive thru. I take my little girl for McDonald's on Saturday mornings and people are having full conversations at the order intercom. I have no idea what can be so complicated about ordering a sausage biscuit.[/quote] This. I can see the persons lips moving and th...

[quote]that's not socialism, genius. Socialism would be the leader eating the same as the people. That's tyranny.[/quote] This reminds me of that George Carlin bit about how stupid the average person is and that half of them are stupider than that....

He probably got in an argument on some message board and his counterpart gave him a made-up number which happened to be your number....

Hold on...googling “footie socks”...

[quote]Man you can’t hit a QB now unless it’s a sack.[/quote] And if helmets touch anywhere on the field besides the LOS, it’s a foul....

Bucs just got bailed out on a bad call. Called holding on the corner. Mike Evans held if anything. At worst it was mutual....

[quote]It’s actually anti-perspirant that contains the aluminum compound that clogs up one’s pores. Plain deodorant does not.[/quote] I’ve never actually seen this non-anti-perspirant plain deodorant before. Does it really exist?...

[quote]I don’t mind losing. But having the fricking refs steal the game from you is complete and total horse shite.[/quote] Surely you’re not talking about that PI. Did you watch the replay? The refs kept you In the game in the first half. And let’s not even get into the home cooking y’all get every...