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re: What is the worst part of aging as a single man?

Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Scooter McWinner
Texas
Member since Feb 2024
303 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:38 am to
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No need to date, plenty of rentals are available.
This guy gets it.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78648 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:38 am to
You are objectively a smoke show though. One of only 4-5 legit in board history. So, you do have a certain feminine gravitas that older posters appreciate.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6212 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:40 am to
Lower back pain
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30115 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:41 am to
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Just cuz you passed your prime doesn’t mean we have


I haven’t passed my prime for starters.
I’m in the best shape of my life and don’t need your affirmation or that of a fkn internet message board to determine if I’m hot or not.

But apparently you have since you’re whining like a little bitch on a message board abt the struggles of dating in your forties.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4044 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:41 am to
30 yr olds love men in their 50’s.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7537 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:43 am to
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I’m not 40 anymore


Fine

quote:

Speaking of sexy women with kids
FIFY
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22739 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:44 am to
My buddy is single, short, fat, and pushing 60. He just hires hookers and goes to the Asian massage parlors when the need strikes.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30115 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:45 am to
I think as women (or mentally stable women anyways) are more comfortable with their sexuality as they get older which matters far more in terms of quality of sexual experiences.

If I were a single dude in my forties- I’d feel the same way you do.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78648 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:45 am to
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30 yr olds love men in their 50’s.


Can confirm. Especially if we pay the rent. Which we shouldn't under any circumstances.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30115 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:48 am to
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Can confirm. Especially if we pay the rent. Which we shouldn't under any circumstances


OP needs to find an independent, self-sufficient woman in her 40’s who isn’t looking for a paycheck- but rather someone to add to her quality of life- not provide for it.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39128 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:50 am to
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the worst part of aging as a single man?


Having to leave the house to find someone to properly celebrate Steak and Blowjob day.

The steak can be accomplished alone.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79692 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:50 am to
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fareplay


Weren’t you whining a while back about paying back student loans?

I think I’ve found your problem: no woman of ANY age wants to date a 40 year old male barista.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119180 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:51 am to
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What is the worst part of aging as a single man?


When everything hurts all the time
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
2923 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:55 am to
Im 34- hair loss
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2924 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:56 am to
Older ladies will do stuff the younger ones won’t. Plus I can’t imagine having a conversation with someone under 30.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
34820 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:57 am to
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having to admit you have to date 40 year olds who are divorced mother


I was still smashing 25 year olds
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4099 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:59 am to
Late fifties here. Give me 40 year old women over 18 year olds all day. The thought of having to listen to an 18 year old talk would probably kill any boner.

There's good news here though. As you get older, you begin to become attracted to those old ladies you used to not think twice about. And your brain actually works better in relation to this question because you don't want sex 24/7 nor are you willing to bang anything that moves anymore.

Or you can be a creepy old man chasing barely legal children for sex. Because that's a GREAT look.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8810 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:00 pm to
-Livvy Dunn has 500 Billion followers for a reason

Hooters has been around 40 years for a reason...and its NOT because of their wings...

You just need to get rich
Posted by MsState of mind
State of Denial
Member since Aug 2013
2641 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:00 pm to
I pee down my leg a lot more when I get done peeing.
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
446 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 12:02 pm to
"Older ladies will do stuff the younger ones won’t."

This is 100% untrue. Older women learned about sex in health class. Younger ones learned about it on Pornhub.
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