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re: What is the big deal about eggs?

Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:53 am to
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:53 am to
You sound like an ideal TRT candidate.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 1:09 am to
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We might buy a very small carton of eggs to make something like a cake or pancakes or use it as an emulsifier in a meatloaf or something like that. What gives? Why is everybody so hyped up over eggs?


Eggs are a superfood unlike cake and pancakes which are both poison for your body
This post was edited on 3/12/25 at 1:09 am
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:24 am to
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And a very unhealthy dose of mercury



Not all. I avoid the ones that have a shite ton of it.

At any rate, there's not an animal in the sea, lake or stream that's not contaminated in some way.

Goes for land animals including chickens too.
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:26 am to
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Eggs are a superfood


How so? I've never heard that one before.

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cake and pancakes which are both poison for your body


If these are poison, anything you mix together is going to be poison.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:47 am to
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Where do I buy beef tallow?



A local butcher gives me beef fat. He usually throws it out. Rendering it down is pretty easy. Youtube will help you.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11102 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:49 am to
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I probably eat 5 a year and almost all of them are mixed into something like cake or pancake/waffle batter.


I damn near eat 5 a day because of the protein needs from my testosterone fueled metabolism and weight training routine
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:51 am to
Do your dumbass never eats out? I know you are a broke dick but you have no clue what eggs are used in and you do eat more than 5 a year even as a gumptard.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:55 am to

Dude...Lent is hard without eggs.
Breakfast...no sausage for protein. Gotta use eggs
Tuna fish sandwiches here use boiled eggs.

Bake a cake without eggs...probably won't work.

Not bitching about the cost...just saying we use eggs in a lot of different ways.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:57 am to
Eggs are delicious and nutritious.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:03 pm to
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A local butcher gives me beef fat.


Not by me hell I couldn’t even buy it to mix with a deer I killed. Called every grocer and butcher near me none would sell it. Grocers said they use it for their own products and it wasn’t coded for resale.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26768 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:07 pm to
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Google says the average American adult eats 281 eggs a year.


I thought you were kidding and Googled. I got 279 but that is crazy.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:08 pm to
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I damn near eat 5 a day because of the protein needs from my testosterone fueled metabolism and weight training routine


I'd eat 6 if not for the fact only 5 fit in my pan.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55327 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:31 pm to
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I probably eat 5 a year

You eat dozens, if not hundreds, of eggs per year. Deserts, pasta, anything baked, mayonnaise, hollandaise, goofy coffee drinks, pancakes, protein drinks, meatballs and meatloaf. They are in a lot of things.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11166 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:35 pm to
I probably eat 3-4 thousand a year, almost all egg white. One of the most complete and healthiest forms of protein you can consume.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10553 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:35 pm to
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Lent is hard without eggs

Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
6818 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:53 pm to
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I probably eat 5 a year and almost all of them are mixed into something like cake or pancake/waffle batter.
Well you are an uncultured idiot.

Especially the they don't taste like anything thing.

Have you ever had boiled crawfish without seasoning?

How about Raising Cane chicken without the sauce?
This post was edited on 3/12/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15961 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 1:01 pm to
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I forgot how much difference there is in yolk quality. Those cheap eggs have pale yellow flavorless yolks. Brown eggs are dark orange and delicious.

You know that brown and white eggs come out of the same chickens to varying degrees by breed, right? The color of the shell has frick all to do with how deep the color of the yolk is. White eggs from Kenz Henz look just as awesome as their blue-ish or brown-ish eggs, and anything from Kenz looks better than the cheap shite brown shelled eggs your soft arse buys. Different eggs come from different farms, with different feeding practices.

That's purely dependent upon what they're fed. Let them eat naturally (all different kinds of insects from around the yard, etc), supplement them with blueberries and flax, etc., they'll be darker and have more beta carotene among other things.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30312 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 1:02 pm to
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shortages

There’s no egg shortage b/c hardly anyone is paying $10 for a dozen eggs, so what they do have is just sitting on the shelf.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 1:07 pm to
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You eat dozens, if not hundreds, of eggs per year. Deserts, pasta, anything baked, mayonnaise, hollandaise, goofy coffee drinks, pancakes, protein drinks, meatballs and meatloaf. They are in a lot of things.


You’re making the presupposition that everybody eats like shite. I probably buy 2-3 dozen eggs a year and eat a few eating out
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55327 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 1:11 pm to
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You’re making the presupposition that everybody eats like shite. I probably buy 2-3 dozen eggs a year and eat a few eating out

This supports my presupposition that he eats dozens if not hundreds.

Do you eat pasta or any of the other things I listed?
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