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re: What is ‘soaking’? The Mormon teen sex act going viral

Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:02 pm to
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In some cases that’s why you might see a Baptist guy drink a beer with a non believer, but not do so in front on another church member.


Yeah, I get that. I remember my dad wouldn't drink a beer in front of my uncle because he was southern Baptist. Said it was a respect thing.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56874 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:03 pm to
Beer is bad.

Stuffing your gullet with a fried chicken and gravy at the church potluck is good.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62080 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:10 pm to
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Yeah, I get that. I remember my dad wouldn't drink a beer in front of my uncle because he was southern Baptist. Said it was a respect thing.


I do that with my folks.
I’ll have a beer at home now and again , especially after mowing grass or grilling, but my parents don’t even know I drink ( and I’m 60) I don’t talk about it to anyone and I consider it a personal matter.
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 1:11 pm
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19499 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:20 pm to
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This somehow seems worse than no having sex at all.


I feel like I'd rather just dry hump the shite out of her with my clothes on than stick it in and then turn into a statue
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92281 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:25 pm to
Same, my parents were religious teetotalers and I’ve always been a hellion. I would never drink around them out of respect. Exception would be a beer or two on hunting trips with my dad.
Posted by DownHome
Below the Equator
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:35 pm to
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What is ‘soaking’?


Is this the same thing as squirting?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:36 pm to
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Is this the same thing as squirting?



The soaking comes after that
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22848 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:41 pm to
If penetration isn't sex, I don't see why pulling out would be considered sex either. Mormons should try that instead
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37071 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 2:10 pm to
So if one was to "soak" for half a second, then quickly pull out, and then reinsert to "soak" for a half second, and then quickly pull out, and repeat that a number of times, is that acceptable?

I'll echo what others have said...The stuff people will do or not do cuz religion is hilarious.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20157 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 2:40 am to
frick Wikipedia. He's a Mormon and that's how he and the Salt Lake City people use the term. I will go with his definition.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 3:01 am to
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Such a goofy religious sect.



I think pre marital sex is frowned on in a lot of religions.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20422 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 3:23 am to
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky invented “smoking” as a way to not have sex.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28502 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 5:26 am to
It's just like playing "just the tip" but with a threesome?
Posted by Devilsturn
Member since Aug 2020
253 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 5:39 am to
Sounds impossible. I can barley feel my wife up without wanting sex. No way I could insert and not hump.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29622 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:12 am to
I soaked with your mom last night
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11076 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:27 am to
It must be interesting believing in an all powerful and all knowing God that could be tricked this easily.
Posted by Kirby59
Rocket City
Member since Nov 2016
1047 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:33 am to
I’m surprised this hasn’t been posted already

Cork Soaking
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:41 am to
Man. People like to make things more complicated than necessary. Have sex or don’t.
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
795 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 7:27 am to
Reminds me of when Bill Clinton’s security detail claimed that he would try to convince them that oral sex was not really sex. It was ok in the Bible according to his view.

Are we sure he’s not a Mormon?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76331 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 7:30 am to
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Man. People like to make things more complicated than necessary. Have sex or don’t.




yeah, i think i'd rather not do anything than put it in and not be able to move.

in fact, i'm not sure i could resist the natural instinct to start banging away.
This post was edited on 9/29/21 at 7:42 am
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