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Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:09 am to DemonKA3268
aka "Just the Tip".... nah 
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:11 am to DemonKA3268
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”no sex” rule
quote:
a male places his penis in a woman’s vagina
Ugh
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:32 am to DemonKA3268
So that's what my ex wife was doing. Or not doing more like it.
Explains a lot
Explains a lot
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:36 am to DemonKA3268
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No moving. No thrusting. No orgasms
Kinda defeats the purpose.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:43 am to DemonKA3268
I first heard about this when I watched Alpha House on Amazon 7 or so years ago...I couldn't believe it was a real thing...but I guess it is.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:54 am to DemonKA3268
Just the tip
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:56 am to DemonKA3268
This is what you hear from any religious teen
This isn't a mormon only act.
This isn't a mormon only act.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:59 am to DemonKA3268
cool . Mormons think outside the box . Or inside the box . either way , very creative .A+
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:01 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:02 am to High C
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How is this not sex?
It is sex....lol religion.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:02 am to DemonKA3268
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which is when a male places his penis in a woman’s vagina and that is it. No moving. No thrusting. No orgasms
This somehow seems worse than not having sex at all.
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:04 am to boxcarbarney
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This somehow seems worse than no having sex at all.
It sure does.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:04 am to DemonKA3268
Such a goofy religious sect.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:08 am to MMauler
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She was FINE as sh!t - probably the best looking girl I dated in college. But, after a while I just couldn't take it any longer and left her.
At least you left her a tip.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:22 am to Hazelnut
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Mormons soaking is a tale as old as time
It’s also bullshite. This is one of those internet tall tales that just won’t die. The point is to show how weird Mormons are. I used to be a Mormon when I was young. If she’s gonna let you put your dick in her, neither of you are gonna just sit there. No friends needed.
Again, the whole point of these is to mock those weirdos, like they’re from Mars or something.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:23 am to DemonKA3268
If you soak too long, does your penor prune up?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:25 am to DemonKA3268
Reminds me of a girl I dated from ORAL Roberts.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:31 am to jbgleason
quote:Yours is not exactly a correct definition of the term.
Y'all never heard of a Jack Mormon? Had a friend who was one. Dude was all devout when in Salt Lake. The second we would drive across the state line he would be hollering for a beer from the cooler and start cussing like a sailor. On the way back to the airport, he would chug a beer just before the state line. It's well accepted with them that they cheat on their faith as long as no other Mormons are around to rat them out.
Jack Mormons are lapsed LDS who are still OK with Mormonism, they don't care if they're ratted out to other Mormons.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 12:58 pm to StringMusic
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Sounds just like some of the Southern Baptist folks I grew up with in Cenla!
In the Bible, Paul tells believers that all things are admissible to eat or drink if we thank God for them, but we shouldn’t eat or drink anything that causes a new believer to fall.
He goes on to say that we shouldn’t use our liberty in Christ to cause a brother to fall.
In some cases that’s why you might see a Baptist guy drink a beer with a non believer, but not do so in front on another church member.
I don’t expect you to understand this, but it is a practice with biblical underpinning.
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