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re: What is it with women and curbs?

Posted on 9/17/26 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25944 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 10:36 pm to
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We knuckle dragging ogres are all the same. Just like you bird brains are.


I dunno whether to argue or agree... then again, I bite the hell out of right hand turns.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72088 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 10:39 pm to
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I dunno whether to argue or agree


I know what your instinct is

quote:

then again, I bite the hell out of right hand turns.


Mmmhmm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20577 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:20 pm to
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if you’re talking the old one - even scarier when there was a train on it



Oh yeah, the original configuration of just 2 narrow lanes made for Model T type cars.

And yes, that train rumbling down the middle would shake that bridge like it was getting ready to fall apart.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
9472 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:25 pm to
I've got an aunt in a wheelchair that scrapes the right wheel on every doorframe she goes through.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61835 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:31 pm to
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that train rumbling down the middle would shake that bridge like it was getting ready to fall apart
I think I pooped my pants when I was about 18 and the stupid train blew the horn on the Old Huey

I wasn’t the only one either
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198510 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:32 pm to
eeww
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61835 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:40 pm to
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eeww
bridge city stinks too, no one noticed
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24336 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:32 am to
Tell her to get off her phone while driving
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3620 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:42 am to
The best possible situation you can be in as a woman is to have a flat tire.
Posted by Judnnc
Member since Jun 2025
972 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 3:16 am to
The curb on the turn from the drive thru speaker to the window at every Starbucks is black.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
18905 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:20 am to
This so reminds me of my grampa
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6055 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:02 am to
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What is it with women and curbs?

I can't say this for all women, but with my biological mother... It's not paying attention.
Her husband complains every time I see him about how much money she goes through in tires.
And we both know she's not paying attention, because she doesn't look before changing lanes either! (3 fender benders so far, that I know of).
Posted by JoeBobRuby
Member since Sep 2005
5954 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:09 am to
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What is it with women and curbs?


quote:

Conclusions: The results indicated that the reason why females performed not so well in large-scale spatial ability was that they were more susceptible to emotions and their parahippocampal gyrus worked less efficiently than males; females performed not so well in small-scale spatial ability because they mostly adopted the egocentric strategy and their sub-gyral also worked less efficiently than males.


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Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6055 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:09 am to
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she ever divorces me, it will either be because I drink too much, or because I always go "whoop there it is" seconds before she smashes a curb every time.

I used to tell my son's mom "That's the check that you bounce every single time!"
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6055 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:12 am to
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bet I’ve spent $2k in tires for my daughters and wife in the last 6 years


I used to go through a lot of tires too.
Always the back tires.
Too many donuts, parking lot burnout contests, and drifting gravel roads.
Fun times. Expensive fun times.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57756 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:14 am to
No one wants pics of the tires
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6055 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:21 am to
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Husband, is that you?

wouldn't that be funny!?
Bumping into your spouse on a forum??
I bet a couple of somebodys would be doing post history checks!
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21115 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:24 am to
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She's way too old to teach now
They’re never too old.

Just don’t have any involvement in getting them replaced. Including paying for them.

Tell her you’ll be happy to help with that, but it’s got a price tag. You win, she wins but be sure to collect on yours first.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141804 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:29 am to
My wife curbed our new car when it was a month old. Had to replace 2 brand new tires
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
3293 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:42 am to
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My husband finally noticed. I'm more careful now.

Husband finally noticed or finally determined that the risk of an argument was worth mentioning 'not hitting the curb every time'??


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