Favorite team:Missouri 
Location:Osage County
Biography:USN retired 85-05
Interests:The view from the Rant balcony
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Registered on:10/15/2013
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As the Chinese say "when you're the hammer, everything looks like a nail".
Someone needs to put Cignettis face on Indiana Jones with Lanning as the swordsman.
TT might not have made it into field goal range.
Frac the World wins the Rant this day.
Whatever gets you through your day.
And most of them are 2/3 stars that Georgia never looked at.
Stars mean nothing. Finding want to, means everything.

re: 2026 Portal Tracker

Posted by Drydock on 1/8/26 at 5:24 pm to
Yes, he's a southpaw. Throws another wrinkle in the scheme.
Probably need a sign for the table so the normal folk know to keep their distance.

re: 2026 Portal Tracker

Posted by Drydock on 1/8/26 at 11:50 am to
Once everyone figured out how easy it was to defend our offense (corners watch the sidelines, everyone else in the box) it all ground to a halt. Unless we learn to go over the top between the hashmarks, next year will be more of the same.
We've got 2 good players and they both like to get injured. The abyss beckons.

re: 2026 Portal Tracker

Posted by Drydock on 1/8/26 at 9:11 am to
Other than QB, Drink has nailed the portal.


Unfortunately that's a pretty big "other". Will Simmons change this? We'll see . . .

re: Wednesday SEC Basketball

Posted by Drydock on 1/7/26 at 8:56 pm to
The secret is lots of lighter fluid. Have fun!

re: Mark Poop is a nice man

Posted by Drydock on 1/7/26 at 8:51 pm to
Sir, this is the Kiffen Rant.

re: Mark McPope

Posted by Drydock on 1/7/26 at 8:43 pm to
I'll not disagree.